" wordsmiths "

 [ "wordsmith" ]

1: One with the ability to effortlessly string together words, no matter their actual meaning, in an instance and in such a way it brings a smile to the faces of those listening, sometimes often laughter or tears of admiration for having heard someone with such an amazing skill.

  * e.g.,  ... The wordsmith's job is to make up bullshit on the spot. 

 [ "wordsmith" ]

2: Often one to spawn many a catch phrases or wicked new taunts and subtle insults, as well as song lyrics, raps and strange and often disturbing stories that make little sense.

 [ "Wordsmith" ]

1: A person whom is amazing at combining words and phrasing things. Invented by Steven in the summer of 1996

  * e.g.,  ... Austin thought he invented wordsmithing but he was wrong. 

 [ "Wordsmithing" ]

1: A verb meaning to create clever and funny words

  * e.g.,  ... Naveed- hey Navraj whats up? Navraj- Nothing much I went skydiving it was pretty dramaculous. Naveed- Thats awesome, and by the way when did you start wordsmithing 

 [ "Wordsmith" ]

1: Someone who can inspire awe in others through the use of brilliantly crafted words or phrases

  * e.g.,  ... Man: Shall I compare thee to a summers day? 

 [ "wordsmith" ]

1: Someone who tells the truth, but in doing so they leave out words, use double meanings, rearrange sentences. To make the listener believe it is something it is not.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl who cheated on guy says: I promise you I did not sleep with your friend. 

 [ "Wordsmith" ]

1: Someone who has a way with words, turning even the most boring,tedious story, into a magical and merryful story, while still maintaining the essence of the story

  * e.g.,  ... dont kid yourself and him screwing cheryl would be like him screwing my wife which would be his stepmom which is basically his mom which is basically you scoreboard Dad:1 Mom:0 

 [ "Wordsmith" ]

1: Someone who makes up words, intentionally, creatively, or purely on accident with the slip of the tongue.

  * e.g.,  ... Suzy was so tired at 2am her sentences began to be confusing and she also became a wordsmith. 

 [ "Wordsmith" ]

1: Just as a Blacksmith would make weapons, a Wordsmith makes words.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah it's a word, I just made it because I am a wordsmith. 

 [ "wordsmith" ]

1: A creator and master of words. Most of the words on this page come from such people.

  * e.g.,  ... The roflcopter must have been crafted by a stoopid, but hilarious wordsmith. 

 [ "Wordsmith" ]

1: Some retard that thinks they have such an exceptional understanding of the English language when, in fact, it sounds like they are shitting out their mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... In south park when Kanye West says "I'm a mother fucking wordsmith." He couldn't figure out the fish sticks, fish dicks joke.