" lexicographer "

 [ "lexicographer" ]

1: One who writes dictionary definitions (or, in the case of this site, definitions and opinions).

  * e.g.,  ... Lexicographers gather at Urban Dictionary. 

 [ "lexicographer" ]

1: someone who writes a dictionary and shit

  * e.g.,  ... that motherfucker is a lexicographer. 

 [ "lexicographer" ]

1: lEX-see-cALL-ghra-FER

  * e.g.,  ... Lexicographers have some of the least respected jobs in the world. 

 [ "lexicographer" ]

2: A harmless drudge.

 [ "lexicographer" ]

1: -really smart people who actually know what they're saying when they say it (unlike the rest of the world)

  * e.g.,  ... lexicographers will one day rule the world 

 [ "lexicographer" ]

2: -elves that work at the BCD

 [ "lexicographer" ]

3: -resident experts on just about everything you need to know

 [ "lexicographer" ]

4: -the people you want to call as "phone a friends" for who wants to be a millionaire

 [ "Street Lexicographer" ]

1: Someone who has successfully defined a term that has been accepted by the mahatma's a urbanditionary.com

  * e.g.,  ... Both myself and my friend James have entries in the Urban Dictionary. This makes us BOTH "Street Lexicographers". A high honor in some circles. A dubious one in others. 

 [ "The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry" ]

1: Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.

  * e.g.,  ... - You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of? 

 [ "Political Lexicographer" ]

1: a person who compiles political dictionaries

  * e.g.,  ... Damn that irksome partisan political lexicographer! They're a phony neutral ; defining their terms in a way that's obviously tendentious. 

 [ "Urban lexicographer" ]

1: A smart guy named Scott or Scizzott that makes words found in the urban dictionary.

  * e.g.,  ... I wish I was a urban lexicographer like that sexy Scott