" editor "

 [ "editor" ]

1: (specifically Urban Dictionary editor:)

  * e.g.,  ... SOMEONE TOLD ME: "Quit whining you dullard. If you're so qualified in writing your definition, then why not volunteer as a UD EDITOR and help weed out the crap 'definitions'." 

 [ "editor" ]

2: YOU.

  * e.g.,  ... (As an EDITOR, I obviously help to vote myself in. Ya smell what I'm cookin'?) 

 [ "editor" ]

3: If only you're willing to put in volunteer time judging individually whether or not thousands of definition submittals conform to the specific criteria clearly delineated to QC this site.

 [ "editor" ]

4: <Click the EDIT tab to view the simple common sense parameters.>

 [ "editor" ]

1: The dudes on urbandictionary that decide what should be published on the site

  * e.g.,  ... damn dude, those editors are sexy!!! 

 [ "editor" ]

1: The people who wrote most of the good definitions for the word editor. They weed out the idiotic defintions, and o.k. the good. They are my heroes.

  * e.g.,  ... ME. I AM AN EDITOR. You knew that was coming 

 [ "editor" ]

1: A despicable, anal retentive human being whose only goal is to annoy a writer enough to inspire him or her. Their repressed sexual desires are shown through their egomaniacal, useless insertions in bold print, underlines, or annoying italics suggesting the writer does not understand what the writer is saying. An editor also receives distinct carnal pleasure in titling works for a writer, often not pertaining at all to the work. Examples include "Sense and Sensibility" and "Pride and Prejudice" as well as "Joe Biden Entitled To Better Media Coverage."

  * e.g.,  ... An editor's work: 

 [ "editor" ]

2: Editors do not understand what a dash is and refuse to accept that they do not know comma rules.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to the bathroom and could not find toilet paper -- there was none. // reword this, it's awkward. I suggest "I went to the bathroom and could not find the toilet paper, there was none." 

 [ "editor" ]

1: A hardworking person who filter the garbage out of this site. He/she maintains the integrity of UD.

  * e.g.,  ... Editor: "What?? how does sushi mean to rape someone??" 

 [ "Editors" ]

1: (noun, plural) a ragtag menagerie of losers, basement internet trolls, idiots, clowns, apes and dinosaurs entrusted by Urban Dictionary with the task of approving new words (a very ill-advised decision by Urban Dictionary in itself). Unsurprisingly, they botch jobs, often failed to abide by the guidelines, and some of them even became petty tyrants on a power trip, who reject every new word definitions, legitimate or not, to sate their personal revenge on society for the fact that they are losers, basement trolls, apes and dinosaurs who have no life.

  * e.g.,  ... Contributors: "There's no honor or pride in being a petty tyrant" 

 [ "editors" ]

1: a group of incompetent assholes who review the submissions of definitions here on urban dictionary. is it really necesary to have over 350 definitions for the word penis? the majority of the definitions on this site either repeat exactly what another definition says or they don't even add a single intelligent thought to the word being defined and is irrelevant. the fact that that i've written legitimate definitions to words that have not been defined yet further proves the editors' stupidity.

  * e.g.,  ... "i wrote a definition on urban dictionary to a word that hasn't been defined yet and the editors did not approve. i guess i'll just add a new definition for penis. 'the boy version of a vagina.' lol. this will never get approved but i'll send it anyway." 

 [ "Editors" ]

1: Cocksucking assholes who choose to let words in that mean absolutley jack shit but when given an actual definition used by society in a rural town they piss on it.

  * e.g.,  ... "Your submission has been reviewed by editors. Editors chose to not publish your submission." 

 [ "editors" ]

1: Something you can become with one click of a mouse. Maybe having the ability for ANYONE to become an editor wasn't a very good idea, huh?

  * e.g.,  ... There are very few editors who actually do their job right and deny and accept the right definitions. 

 [ "Editors" ]

1: There are two kinds to Editors;

  * e.g.,  ...   

 [ "Editors" ]

2:  The good kind of Editor who pays attention and takes alittle time out of their day to look and think about every new definition that comes along they're way. Usually doing 50~150 definitions in one sitting.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: I'm glad we have Editors! Sure it takes over a month for my deff to get through, but at least we have a filter! 

 [ "Editors" ]

3:  10 year old n00blets who think they actually have a chance at being the law somewhere, and usually say "NO" and "I Don't Know" to every definition. These usually get bored of this within two weeks.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy2: Are you on crack?