" anchorman "

 [ "anchorman" ]

1: hilarious will ferrell movie released in 2004. see it if you wanna laugh.

  * e.g.,  ... "You are a smelly pirate hooker. Go back to your home on whore island." 

 [ "anchorman" ]

1: best demoman to ever touch a mouse

  * e.g.,  ... anchorman is the greatest demoman to ever touch a mouse, always has been, always will be. 

 [ "Anchorman" ]

1: really funny, yet stupid movie about a self-loving anchorman, an anchorwoman that joins his station, a horny reporter, a weatherman with an IQ of 48, a mildly gay/idiotic sportscaster, a dog that gets punted off of a bridge, a fight between numerous news reporters, and cologne that smells like Bigfoot's dick. it takes place in san diego, california.

  * e.g.,  ... Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diago, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.  

 [ "Anchorman" ]

1: A fUnNy AsS mOvIe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  * e.g.,  ... Anchorman is the funniest ass-movie in the entire world. 

 [ "Anchormanize" ]

1: To relate one's current conversation to a line or phrase in the movie Anchorman.

  * e.g.,  ... Josh: Wow, Nielsen ratings for these TV shows aren't so good these days. 

 [ "Anchormaning" ]

1: The act of beginning to watch a movie then getting sidetracked with sex twenty minutes in.

  * e.g.,  ... Sky and I tried to watch Djago Unchained at least 4 times, but every time we put the movie on we ended up anchormaning. 

 [ "Anchorman (the drinking game)" ]

1: The single greatest drinking game in the history of drinking games. The Decathlon of drinking games. REQUIRES: 2 teams of 1 pitcher. Beer. 10 quarters.

  * e.g.,  ... Gen Xer: Dude lets play some Anchorman (the drinking game) 

 [ "Anchorman (the drinking game)" ]

2: OBJECT: To get fucked up.

  * e.g.,  ... Millenial: OK I'll be Ron Burgundy 

 [ "Anchorman (the drinking game)" ]

3: GAMEPLAY: Pitcher is filled with beer and placed in the middle of a table between the 2 teams of Teams and players take turns shooting quarters into the pitcher. First team to 5 quarters in wins. Either the winning team selects or the losing team designates an "Anchorman". The losing team must finish the entire pitcher of beer - each player gets one chug, then passes to the next player. The Anchorman goes last, and must finish whatever the 4 other players on his/her team do not drink.

  * e.g.,  ... Gen Xer: No the drinking game not the movie 

 [ "Anchorman (the drinking game)" ]

4:  "SEND IT BACK": Alternatively, the Anchorman can volunteer to go first - and if the Anchorman chugs the entire pitcher on his/her own, the pitcher is then refilled with beer and is sent back to the other team - who similarly must select/designate an Anchorman and finish the pitcher.

  * e.g.,  ... Millenial: OK we'll drink every time Champ and Brick.... 

 [ "Anchorman (the drinking game)" ]

5: PLAY CONTINUES UNTIL: Everyone is too fucked up to continue or some hot girls arrive and want to play "I never" Anchorman is the decathlon of drinking games: The game combines quarters skill, chugging ability, tolerance and stamina, and general ballsiness all in one. Anchorman was the preferred drinking game at Duke University in the early-to-mid 1990's.

  * e.g.,  ... Gen Xer: Forget it, I'll just play by myself - got any Natty Light? 

 [ "Danish Anchorman" ]

1: Your partner lies on his or her head in a head stand whilst spreading their ash cheeks, you squat over them with a turd slighting protruding form your anus. You then take turns exchanging the fecal matter between each other’s anal cavities. In and out. In. And. Out.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, Me and that girl did a wicked danish anchorman last night.