" father "

 [ "father" ]

1: if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh shit! its my father hide. 

 [ "father" ]

1: The guy who criticizes everything you ever do, never admits he's wrong in front of you, the guy who ejaculated into your mom, the human bank machine, the only straight guy who ever cares for you but never admits it

  * e.g.,  ... me: can i drive today 

 [ "father" ]

1: an unkown contributer to the ghetto

  * e.g.,  ... BITCH i dont know my father 

 [ "father" ]

1: he goes to get the milk, and never comes back

  * e.g.,  ... harder daddy (father) 

 [ "father" ]

1: A man who begets and helps to raise his children. He strives to keep them safe and healthy. He works to feed and clothe them, and to send them to trade school or college. He gives them every opportunity to grow in experience and wisdom. He teaches them how to camp, how to shoot, and how to fix cars.

  * e.g.,  ... I work hard to be a good father to all my kids. I've raised them all to be wise and productive. 

 [ "father" ]

2: If he has a daughter, the time will come when he has to chase away a cretin who has a picture of Calvin taking a leak in the window of his pickup truck.

 [ "father" ]

1: The bastard that brought your poor life into this world.

  * e.g.,  ... Mommy, who's my father? 

 [ "father" ]

1: The man that created me and my brother yet he does not give damn about his family

  * e.g.,  ...  Me: My father was a asshole  

 [ "father" ]

2: A selfish bastard who drank all day and smoked weed and offered some to wife whle she was pregnant

  * e.g.,  ... Person #2 :Yea so is mine  

 [ "father" ]

3: Who did not work hard for his family

  * e.g.,  ... Me : Do not say shit like that ,you be thankful you at least have a father to be there for you ,to love you and take care of you  

 [ "father" ]

4: who nearly threatned to beat his wife if she did not buy him his goddamn liquor .

 [ "father" ]

5: A creep who followed her to the liquor store to make sure she did not go anywhere else.

 [ "father" ]

6: A friggin slacker

 [ "father" ]

7: The reason i go all quiet when a little kid asks me where my dad is

 [ "father" ]

1: a sperm donor.

  * e.g.,  ... i'm sorry son but your father thinks it's funny to pay £1 a month in child maintenance and not see you or help me in any way. I have to face the facts my sweet - despite the guise of a long term live-in relationship which culminated in a unplanned pregnancy, he was just a sperm donor. ok let's go to the park and have some fun instead of thinking about that 50% of you honeypie 

 [ "father" ]

1: someone who will never come back

  * e.g.,  ... Father: HEY SON IM GONNA GET SOME MILK FOR UR CEREAL 

 [ "father" ]

1: Something you don't have in your life

  * e.g.,  ... You most certainly do not have a father if you're relying on Urban Dictionary to figure out what words mean.