" steamships "

 [ "Beef Steamship" ]

1: When you poop in a hot tub.

  * e.g.,  ... Aw man! I was going to use the hot tub, but someone left a Beef Steamship in there 

 [ "Muskoka Steamship" ]

1: During anal intercourse partner A removes his penis from partner B. Partner A then pours maple syrup on his penis and partner B completes the act by performing oral sex on partner A.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night my girl gave me a Muskoka Steamship, she must really love me. 

 [ "Chicago Steamship" ]

1: the act in which two or more individuals overpower another helpless individual so that one attacker may pull down his or her pants, spread his or her buttocks over the victim's face, and flatulate and/or defecate in the said face, often leading to asphyxiation of the victim

  * e.g.,  ... Melissa rounded the corner, going about her business, but as she did, she was helplessly attacked by Christian and Keith, who proceeded to pin her down and exchange roles in a perfectly executed Chicago Steamship. This, as do many Chicago Steamships, led to hospitalization. 

 [ "Steamship" ]

1: It’s a term used when having a wank in an especially steamy shower.

  * e.g.,  ... I’m buzzing for a nice steamship later. 

 [ "laundry turtle steamship" ]

1: when your left pinkie finger spontaniusly cobusts

  * e.g.,  ... woah that was quite a laundry turtle steamship right??? can i put my balls in yo jaw?