" battered "

 [ "battered" ]

1: Beaten up in a fight - laid out, fucked up

  * e.g.,  ... dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong 

 [ "battered" ]

1: To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.

  * e.g.,  ... I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty! 

 [ "battered" ]

1: Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered. 

 [ "battered" ]

1: When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.

  * e.g.,  ... That was so good shit, it really battered me. 

 [ "battered" ]

1: Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

  * e.g.,  ... Battered sausage 

 [ "battered" ]

1: being very very extremely drunk

  * e.g.,  ... - Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from? 

 [ "battered" ]

1: like owned but for use in the real world

  * e.g.,  ... guy 1 whacks guy 2 around the head with a rolled up piece of paper) 

 [ "battered" ]

1: To be highly insulted. Usually so insulted that the victim is left speechless. Similar to owned. Often used with served.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Yo mamma so dumb she bought a solar powered flash-light! 

 [ "battered" ]

1: Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.

  * e.g.,  ... I was royally batteret last night! 

 [ "Batter Batter Batter" ]

1: To emphasise how much you are going to batter/hurt someone or something

  * e.g.,  ... I’m going to batter batter batter you