" paddled "

 [ "paddled" ]

1: to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim:Hey Bob did you see what happened to Bill? 

 [ "paddled" ]

2: this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10

  * e.g.,  ... Bob:O yes I did he got paddled like the bitch he is. 

 [ "paddled" ]

3: and most receive 3 strikes on there bottom.

 [ "Paddle it" ]

1: v. To beat off; masturbate

  * e.g.,  ... "After spending the day with your sister I had to go home and paddle it." 

 [ "Paddles" ]

1: A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.

  * e.g.,  ... girl1: I'm 14, and i go to paddles! 

 [ "paddle" ]

1: verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.

  * e.g.,  ... i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw! 

 [ "Paddles" ]

1: A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches

  * e.g.,  ... Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches 

 [ "paddle" ]

1: A video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever.

  * e.g.,  ... The XBOX 360 is the first game system to come out the box with wireless paddles. 

 [ "paddle" ]

1: A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.

  * e.g.,  ... We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused. 

 [ "Paddle" ]

1: a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!" 

 [ "Paddle" ]

2: Air Force Ones particularly hurt.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell." 

 [ "Paddle" ]

1: To take something, usually wood plastic or metal and beat a naughty lover on their bare ass

  * e.g.,  ... When Alice and joe were having sex he wanted her to moan more so he took a paddle out from the draw and lauded her face down on the bed he then grabbed her ass and lifted it up. He swung the paddle hard across her ass and she squealed. Then he anal fucked her whilst she moaned 

 [ "paddling" ]

1: That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

  * e.g.,  ... My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her... 

 [ "paddling" ]

2: She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

 [ "paddling" ]

3: Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.