" fibbed "

 [ "fibbed" ]

1: To have lied. Normally in a white way.

  * e.g.,  ... To earn hippie cred, I fibbed about being an actor and even showed him a card which said I was with a local repertory theater. 

 [ "fibbed" ]

1: Term coined from the PC game Battlefield 2. The act of being killed by a medic with the defibrillator.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I just got fibbed! 

 [ "FIB" ]

1: Fucking Illinois Bastard

  * e.g.,  ... Careful, that guy is driving like a FIB! 

 [ "FIB" ]

1: Fucking Illinois Bastards – just pronounced as fib by Wisconsinites referring to people from Illinois, how they drive and act. They drive really fast at home but slower than an old lady with a walker when they’re vacationing in Wisconsin and don’t know were they’re going.

  * e.g.,  ... I got cut off by some FIB while I was driving on the I. 

 [ "Fibbing" ]

1: To lie. To fib isn't to make a small, subtle lie, that will hopefully go unnoticed.

  * e.g.,  ... Jake was fibbing when he said he finished his homework. 

 [ "fibs" ]

1: Fucking Illinois Bastards. Common nickname for members of the worst state in the Union. Learn to drive fuckers.

  * e.g.,  ... Driver: Fucker! 

 [ "FIB" ]

1: Fucking Illinois Bastards or occasionally, Fucking Illinois Bitches. Shortened to the acronym "FIB."

  * e.g.,  ...  That FIB fucking cut me off on 894! 

 [ "FIB" ]

2: It is an unkind term used by Wisconsinites to refer to the residents of Illinois. Common times to use this are:

  * e.g.,  ...  FIBs are taking over the whole state in the summer! 

 [ "FIB" ]

3:  In reference to how Illinoians Drive - very fast and offensive.

  * e.g.,  ...  When was the last time those FIBS won, 1985? 

 [ "FIB" ]

4:  Their vacationing choices - Wisconsin Dells and Lake Geneva.

 [ "FIB" ]

5:  Bears Fans

 [ "fib" ]

1: A fib is a lie. Fibs are usually small lies that one tells to impress their friends and co-workers. Fibs usually involve elaborate stories about how the fibber hooked up with some hot girl, beat up some guy, or were someplace that they really were not. Fibbers are usually repeat offenders, and tell fibs often to anyone who will listen. It is best to avoid fibbers and their fib stories. They can chew your ear off for hours, telling fib, after fib, after fib.

  * e.g.,  ... Those Romano's are such fibbers!" "Stop Fibbing!" "What a fib artist!" 

 [ "FIB" ]

1:  Fuckin' Illinois Bastard

  * e.g.,  ... I don't want to go to the bar tonight. It's Labor Day weekend and the bar will be full of obnoxious FIBs. 

 [ "FIB" ]

2:  Annoying individual from Metro Chicago who thinks they're the salt of the earth and everyone who lives in a city of less than 100,000 should bow down and thank them for their presence. These obnoxious folks can be identified by their nasal voices and huge-ass SUVs (usually towing a 100 ft long trailer full of snowmobiles to northern Wisconsin)

  * e.g.,  ... Shop Owner: Heh Heh! I could put a coat of glazing over a pile of dogshit and some FIB would probably pay $100 for it as long as I stamp Made In Cheeseland on it. Hey Fido!! Here's some bean burrito for ya! Good boy!! Eat up- there's more from where that came from!  

 [ "FIB" ]

3:  Dumb individual from Metro Chicago who would pay fortune for something that is actually worth a quarter of what they actually paid.

  * e.g.,  ... HA HA - and they think we're stupid!! 

 [ "FIB" ]

4:  Jerk from Chicago who has the illusion that Northern Wisconsin would not exist without their tourist dollars.

  * e.g.,  ... FIB: How come there isn't a band playing tonight? In Chicaaaago there is something going on every night. What kind of hick town is this? 

 [ "FIB" ]

5:  Outdoorsman poser who thinks "roughing it" means sleeping in a $30,000 camper.

  * e.g.,  ... BAR OWNER: Well, (mockingly) Go back to Chicaaago or shut the fuck up before I shove this beer glass up your ass. 

 [ "FIB" ]

6:  Clown from Metro Chicago who complains endlessly that "It's better in Chicago" after retiring to Northern Wisconsin.

  * e.g.,  ... FIB: Let's go Muriel. These peeeeople are uncultured swines. 

 [ "FIB" ]

1: Fucking Illinois Bastard

  * e.g.,  ...  Hmmm, people keep passing me, I better put a stop to that and congest this whole damn stretch of pavement 

 [ "FIB" ]

2:  One who drives in the fast lane, and chooses to do the speed limit

  * e.g.,  ...  My exit is coming up, I had better get over...hmmm, he forgot 4 fingers when he waved at me, oh well...Well I'll be, this wasn't even my exit, dirp 

 [ "FIB" ]

3:  Someone who cuts through 2 lanes of traffic without signalling to exit Interstate

  * e.g.,  ...  Lets head north to Wisconsin, they have hills, and small cities, that are way more laid back than us here in Chicago...I also heard they know how to play football, and make this thing called the playoffs 

 [ "FIB" ]

4:  Chooses to vacation in Wisconsin, where there actually are hills, and a good football team