" blitzkrieg "

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1: When one partner is crouched atop another during sexual intercourse, a third party enters the room in an erect state and quickly enters and exits the anus of the person on top. Before the blitzkrieged person can turn around, the third party has disapeared from view. The partner on top is left in a confused state wondering what hit her/him, very similar to the powers of Poland, Holland, Belgium, France and Russia at the outset of the Second World War.

  * e.g.,  ... Jess was riding Dave when suddenly she felt a violent and intense splitting of her butt cheeks as if a division of Panzers charged through. She paused for a moment, noticed her and Dave were alone in the room, and continued sex without bringing it up. Jake walked away after the most successful blitzkrieg yet. 

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1: I brilliant warfare tactic first used by the German Wehrmacht or armed forces in WWII combining Tanks motorized Infantory and Aircraft in a all out attack in concentrated posistions forcing a breakthrough of the conventional battlefront. This masterful tactic was first used by the German Generals Rommel, von Bock, von Manstein and Guderian.

  * e.g.,  ... Victorious Campaigns in France, Belgium, Poland, and to some extent Russia 

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1: Blitzkrieg is a type of pornographic videos that begins with a minute of conversation between three to half dozen women in a room. All of a sudden approximately 30 burly naked men enter the room from all entrances yelling 'Blitzkrieg' and proceed to pillaging the women to the music of heavy metal. Certainly there are more penises than orifices so it often involves simultaneous penetrations, prodding and rapid-fire ejaculations. This lasts an average of about 2 minutes and 35 seconds to the point when the women are usually passed out in a pool of their own blood. The mob of men then storm out the room onwards to their next conquest. This type of porn usually recreates historical battles.

  * e.g.,  ... Blitzkrieg type porn are fun and educational. 

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1: blitz - lightning fast as lightning

  * e.g.,  ... used by the german nazis in wwII.  

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2: krieg - war

  * e.g.,  ... so called sturmtruppen (stormtroops=elite-infantry) attack at a high speed using the momentum of suprise. 

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3: a spontanious but severe attack!

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1: A verb meaning to conquer or steal something lightning fast.

  * e.g.,  ... "Daniel blitzkriegged my M&Ms when I looked away." 

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1: When you're bumping uglies with a girl and you're about to climax, shout "BLITZKRIEG!!!" and have a group of friends run into the room and zap her with tazers.

  * e.g.,  ... That bitch is so stupid i blitzkriegged her for the eighth time and she still comes back for more. 

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1: An underrated NWOBHM band, that is only known because of a dumb Metallica cover.

  * e.g.,  ... Blitzkrieg is awesome, better than that shitty Iron Maiden. 

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1: To fuck a respectable girl and then burn down her house and kill her family.

  * e.g.,  ... I totally blitzkrieged Mary the other night. 

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1: It is a sexual move where the male is hitting that shit from the back (doggie style) and you pretend like your about to cum. Then, you pull out and spit on her back, but keep the real jizz ready to go. When she turns around to see the mess you made, you hit her in the face with all of your next generations (sperm). Laugh it off then get a sharpie and draw a swastika (fuck if i know how to spell) on her lower back and put a tally mark below it. Now, everytime you fool her, stick another tally mark under the symbol. So now when you see a girl with a bunch of tallys, she either likes it, or is a dumbass mother fucker.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo, shit cuz, i fucking pulled a blitzkrieg on my bitch then dumped her ass, fucktard bitch. 

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1: -Seven-on-one.

  * e.g.,  ... -Damn, look at that girl take all that bukkake!! 

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2: -Highest degree of oral sex before bukkake

  * e.g.,  ... -Naww, mank, it's only seven guys. That's a blitzkrieg.