" schlemiels "

 [ "schlemiel" ]

1: a habitual bungler, a klutz

  * e.g.,  ... A schlimazel's toast always falls butter-side down. A schlemiel always drops the knife. 

 [ "schlemiel" ]

1: A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both. 

 [ "schlemiel" ]

1: Someone who tends to go around spilling soup on people.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob is a real schlemiel, he can't do anything right. 

 [ "schlemiel" ]

2: See schlamazel.

 [ "schlemiel" ]

3: From the Yiddish.

 [ "schlemiel" ]

1: A dolt who is a habitual bungler.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey look at Steve what a schlemiel. Lets see if he quits bungling. 

 [ "schlemiel" ]

1: yiddish term

  * e.g.,  ... "that guy's such a schlemiel." 

 [ "schlemiel" ]

2: basically means a dope, a fuckup

  * e.g.,  ... "yeah, what a posterchild for abortion." 

 [ "schlemiel" ]

3: similar to schmuck

 [ "schlemiel" ]

1: An awkward or unlucky person for whom things never turn out right.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl is such a schlemiel, she can't seem to do anything right. 

 [ "schlemiel" ]

1: v. to take part in a scandalous plan that makes somebody's life a little harder.

  * e.g.,  ... 'I schlemieled Travis into eating an entire bag of apricots.'