" goons "

 [ "goons" ]

1: Known as Gangstaz and killers. Partners who ride and die together.

  * e.g.,  ... 1)"I'll come to your house, me and my goons 

 [ "goons" ]

1: A plural form for the members of SomethingAwful. These elite group of people have highly talented Photoshop skills(some anyway).

  * e.g.,  ... "Let's see what the goons have posted today..." 

 [ "goons" ]

1: Your hood niggaz dat you know are gonna ride and die wit you no matter what the consequences

  * e.g.,  ... "Me n my goons gonna kick thsese niggaz asses on 5th street." 

 [ "goons" ]

1: a group of thugs or ganstas.

  * e.g.,  ... oi i'm goin to see my goons today, you on coming with me? (im going to see my goons today, do u want to come with me?) 

 [ "goons" ]

1: Colloquial term for frequenters of the somethingawful forums. These internet cohorts are highly trained in areas of writing, programming, photoshopping and all things related to sitting in front of a computer. They enjoy using the words 'shenanigans', 'tomfoolery' and 'debauchery'. They also tend to be a bit xenophobic. Although this makes it harder for a typical forum user to become acquainted, this quality also makes their criticism/advice more honest, and therefore more worthwhile.

  * e.g.,  ... Goons pay over 15 dollars to post in a forum. This fact alone says everything. 

 [ "goons" ]

1: Any person who's in the school's worst and out-of-hand advisory

  * e.g.,  ... *in class with kids from advisory, who are acting up amongst all the "regular" kids" 

 [ "goons" ]

1: another name for breasts

  * e.g.,  ... wow Marc, Nick did you see the size of that chicks GOONS! 

 [ "goons" ]

1: A shorthand name for "crab rangoons," a delicious, deep fried chinese appetizer.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going to have to drop a major deuce after all of those goons I ate at lunch. 

 [ "goons" ]

1: a plural form of the word goon,on starcraft a goon is the abreviated form of the word dragoon.So goons mean dragoons.

  * e.g.,  ... "man i hate using goons" 

 [ "gooning" ]

1: "Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person. Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).

  * e.g.,  ... I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.