" oaf "

 [ "oaf" ]

1: A clumsy awkward stupid person

  * e.g.,  ... That homo Ronnie is such an oaf. 

 [ "oaf" ]

1: acronym for "only a friend" - a guy who will do just about anything with an attractive woman, short of anything sexual.

  * e.g.,  ... "...oh you mean that hot babe talking with Dave over there? don't worry dude,they're not a couple. you can still try to score with her....he's just an oaf!" 

 [ "oaf" ]

2: hence, his status of being "only a friend".

 [ "oaf" ]

1: Large, brainless, and has a very small cock.

  * e.g.,  ... DA BOSS is an oaf. And his cock is small. 

 [ "oaf" ]

1: is a fat slow person that is very clumsy and fails at normal tasks everyday.

  * e.g.,  ... Jason is such an oaf he trips over himself all the time. 

 [ "oaf" ]

1: A foolish, clumsy person who is rejected by society

  * e.g.,  ... All the neighborhood kids call Kyler an oaf because he skateboards. 

 [ "oaf" ]

1: One who acts much like a slow witted primate. Also known as a Jimmy.

  * e.g.,  ... The Oaf declared it was raining after realizing he was completely soaked. 

 [ "Oaf" ]

1: Large idiotic buffoon. Many of them work within banks where they hold down and violently molest their employees

  * e.g.,  ... Please Oaf! Noooo! 

 [ "Oaf" ]

1: A large, clumsy, slow witted buffoon. One that acts oaffishly.

  * e.g.,  ... You fucking oaf! 

 [ "Oaf" ]

1: An oaf is a cuddy who is on absolute reet mode and often can be found being clumsy and drunk. They typically don’t notice how many people they hit as they stumble around and fall.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, that guy’s on oaf mode Do you see Kyler just oafing around like an idiot? 

 [ "oafed" ]

1: When upset/mad you tend to say this.

  * e.g.,  ... This game is oafed