" dolt "

 [ "dolt" ]

1: A person who isn’t very bright but is very nice and weird

  * e.g.,  ... Don’t tell him but he’s kind of a dolt 

 [ "dolt" ]

1: A person who is stupid and entirely tedious at the same time. Many times they are oblivious to their own mental incapacity.

  * e.g.,  ... Mason and Chris are considered the company dolts because they screw up everything they touch. 

 [ "dolt" ]

1: Dolts are not necessarily stupid people, but engage in stupid actions or make stupid comments. Others around them would define their actions as dumb, spaced-out, or uneducated. Dolts often "speak to soon" as their stupid actions are often preventable.

  * e.g.,  ... Someone who tries to open the front door to their house with their car key is a dolt. 

 [ "dolt" ]

1: Someone unaware of their surroundings.

  * e.g.,  ... That dolt isn't wearing a coat in 25 degree weather. 

 [ "dolt" ]

1: A trivial inane person who tends to be elevated or promoted to a higher standing than warranted due to having ridiculous delusions of grandeur. A dolt is right at home in the political arena.

  * e.g.,  ... That crazy George Bush, didja see him in Haiti? What a dolt. 

 [ "dolt" ]

1: A person over age 18 who still acts as immature as a teenager.

  * e.g.,  ... "That guy likes to flaunt that he's an adult by cussing, getting drunk, and having sex, but all that stuff proves that he's just a dolt." 

 [ "dolt" ]

1: To stick a precision screwdriver into the tip of the penis.

  * e.g.,  ... DoOd!!!! I just dolted and it was awesome!!!!! And now i cant make bAbIes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

 [ "dolt" ]

1: Someone who doesn't get unrequited love when it happens.

  * e.g.,  ... You're intellectually gifted, but you're a dolt for not picking up signals. 

 [ "dolt" ]

1: A retard, who laughs kinda stupid, or makes common mistakes upon acting. Also can screw up while doing simple tasks. Another word for "Dork", or "doink".

  * e.g.,  ... Alex is a dolt because he always gets busted by police on Vice City. Brandon can be a dolt like that time he broke my window. 

 [ "dolt" ]

1: A mental retard who is clueless not only about current events, but also has the IQ level of a rock; aka tosha

  * e.g.,  ... a stupid dolt