" hammerhead "

 [ "hammerhead" ]

1: a stupid or incompetent person.

  * e.g.,  ... john is such a hammerhead 

 [ "hammerhead" ]

1: (n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.

  * e.g.,  ... Elitist sure is a hammerhead. 

 [ "hammerhead" ]

1: Another word for penis you can say in public

  * e.g.,  ... Earl left his hammerhead mark in the vaseline 

 [ "hammerhead" ]

1: A girl lays on a bed legs spread, vigorously double fisting her vagina, while a guy stands at the far corner of the room and he is bending over. He places his hands on his head thus imitating the dorsal fin of a shark. He charges forward toward his pray and plows that pussy into oblivion with his head creating the image of the elusive hammerhead shark.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow my vagina hurts. WHY? My boyfriend hammerheaded me several times yesterday. 

 [ "hammerhead" ]

1: someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1 - "lmao you have aids." 

 [ "hammerhead" ]

1: A Mormon girl from central Utah whose eyes have spread out, over many years of incest,a perfect example EVOLUTION.

  * e.g.,  ... As a young boy, I recall the trips to Salt Lake City and trolling for hammerheads on State Street. 

 [ "hammerhead" ]

1: when a man is inappropriate with a woman during sex (shits on her, punches her, hits her, etc.), and the disgruntled woman whips out a hammer and smacks him in the fucking face until he is dead. then she takes his money and runs away. then she blames it on self defense, or just has sex with the policemen to get away with it.

  * e.g.,  ... tenzin tried to give me an alabama hotpocket, so i took out my trusty hammer and hammerheaded his sorry ass. now he is dead. muahahaha. 

 [ "hammerhead" ]

1: someone who copies every single fucking joke you say. Basically, a massive, unoriginal twat.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1 - "lmao you have aids." 

 [ "hammerhead" ]

1: In the process of getting road head on the highway, you drift your car over to the side and begin hitting every bit of rumble strip that you can find. Thus creating a vibrating sensation know as hammerhead.

  * e.g.,  ... When the road head just wasn't enough to get off, Johnny used the rumble strips of the highway to get hammerhead. 

 [ "hammerhead" ]

1: Derisive nickname used by my boyfriend when I do something ditzy - a reference to the term "dumb as a bag of hammers."

  * e.g.,  ... Nice move, hammerhead.