" loggerheads "

 [ "loggerhead" ]

1: A gigantic turd left in the toilet.

  * e.g.,  ... Whoever left the loggerhead in here, needs to learn the meaning of flush! 

 [ "Loggerhead" ]

1: To curl out a turd (or a 'log' as it's sometimes known) on an unsuspecting victim's head. The loggerhead is best achieved when said victim is asleep.

  * e.g.,  ... ''While sandra was asleep, her boyfriend Joe, did gone and gave her a big ol' loggerhead.'' ''What's a loggerhead?'' ''I'm glad you asked. It's basically shitting on someones forehead'' ''Well this has been educational. Thanks!'' ''You're extremely welcome, Betty.'' or... ''God, Sandra is such a cunt sometimes!'' ''I agree, Joe. Shall we give her a loggerhead as punishment?'' ''Yes. Then we should steal from her.'' 

 [ "Loggerhead" ]

1: A penis, a large member, a trouser snake. Leana is a non believer but the word loggerhead is as old as time itself.

  * e.g.,  ... How about taking a pull off the big loggerhead that I'm smuggling in my drawers. 

 [ "loggerhead" ]

1: 1) a really stupid person.

  * e.g.,  ... He's a loggerhead this morning 

 [ "loggerhead" ]

2: 2) The head of a turtle

 [ "Loggerhead Turtle" ]

1: The act of giving a blowjob in the ocean while the penis is completely submerged in water (usually just 3-4 sucks at a time between coming back up for air).

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, take my advice: don't ask her for a Loggerhead Turtle when the waves are really big." 

 [ "Loggerhead Rodeo" ]

1: Due to conservation efforts in certain beaches where Loggerhead turtles go to spawn, No water sports are allowed, which resulted in the formulation of a new Loggerhead-centric sport. The Loggerhead Rodeo, this is where you collect all the turtle eggs you can (timelimits can be imposed), find a turtle each and see who can ride them for longest while pelting each other with turtle eggs! The looser makes turtle shell soup, the winner is awesome!

  * e.g.,  ... Dude1: Bro! wheres the jetskis at??! Dude2: Loggerheads dont like being speedbumps yo! Dude1: Shhiiiiit, Loggerhead Rodeo then?! Dude2: Excellent! Dude1&2 - Air guitar