" oafs "

 [ "Oaf" ]

1: Large idiotic buffoon. Many of them work within banks where they hold down and violently molest their employees

  * e.g.,  ... Please Oaf! Noooo! 

 [ "Oaf" ]

1: A large, clumsy, slow witted buffoon. One that acts oaffishly.

  * e.g.,  ... You fucking oaf! 

 [ "Oaf" ]

1: An oaf is a cuddy who is on absolute reet mode and often can be found being clumsy and drunk. They typically don’t notice how many people they hit as they stumble around and fall.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, that guy’s on oaf mode Do you see Kyler just oafing around like an idiot? 

 [ "oafed" ]

1: When upset/mad you tend to say this.

  * e.g.,  ... This game is oafed 

 [ "OAF" ]

1: Old as f*ck.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, I feel OAF today . 

 [ "OAF" ]

1: Old as fuck

  * e.g.,  ... My boss is oaf 

 [ "Oaf" ]

1: (n.) Unintelligent, tall clumsy person with large hands and feet, and a small penis. Competes in sports while using simplified language such as 'Gareth throw discus'. Oafs have big skulls and limited intelligence. Slow witted and plodding in speech.

  * e.g.,  ... Gareth the oaf crashed his bike into a ditch and broke his leg. 

 [ "oaf" ]

1: A clumsy awkward stupid person

  * e.g.,  ... That homo Ronnie is such an oaf. 

 [ "OAF" ]

1: Short for 'Open Ass Fart', To OAF is when you hold your butt cheeks open and fart. With your butt cheeks spread your butthole opens and makes a quiet wind noise but the deadly smell will consume the room.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Omg look it's Jenny and her friends, they're always so mean to me' 

 [ "Oaf" ]

1: Stupid, dumb, and slow type of buffoon. Always in the way and takes up all the space in the room with their XXXX-large oafy egos. Doesn't have the capacity to consider other people in the world. Big time opportunists because they can't do anything by themselves. Even if they are old oafs and have years of oaf-life experience. Many oafs disguise themselves as real estate agents.

  * e.g.,  ... Arlene is the biggest oaf in New Jersey oaf-sightings I have ever encountered!