" lubbers "

 [ "Lubber" ]

1: In Engrish, a condom. From the game "Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards," in which the Korean storekeeper tended to speak Engrish.

  * e.g.,  ... "Pssst. You got... you know, protection?" 

 [ "lubber" ]

1: Short for landlubber, which in turn comes from "land lover."

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that lubber capsize his boat! 

 [ "lubber" ]

2: Insult meaning a bad sailor, most often used by pirates, and can be very offensive to sailors.

 [ "lubber" ]

1: The word lubber is also used for a pre-tense of LOVE. It may be the starting of a relationship that hasn't been annoucned yet which claims themselves, "lubbers".

  * e.g.,  ... I love my lubber. 

 [ "lubber" ]

2: Quote Yeah but only me and you can be lubbers.

  * e.g.,  ... Ben & Layla are lubbers. <3 

 [ "lubber" ]

3: Ben & Layla = Lubbers.

 [ "lubber" ]

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 [ "Lubber" ]

1: Finding the love of your life as well as your best friend and soul mate.

  * e.g.,  ... You are the lubber of my life. 

 [ "Lubber" ]

1: Pirate speak for "Lover"

  * e.g.,  ... Kill the filthy Landlubber! 

 [ "Lubbers" ]

1: Used in place of love or lurv

  * e.g.,  ... I Lubbers that doggy! 

 [ "lubber" ]

1: a very attractice, smart, self sufficient human being. ALso, an enjoyable person to be around, upbeat, enthusastic, and very nice

  * e.g.,  ... the lubber walked down the street 

 [ "Lubber" ]

1: The drunken state you find yourself in the day after a night of heavy drinking.

  * e.g.,  ... Im feeling lubber today 

 [ "Lubber" ]

2: Still a bit drunk and creative.

 [ "Lubber Dubber" ]

1: Lubber Dubber - The etymology of the word derives from the Ancient Scythian demon goddess of stupidity called "Jeanne". In antiquity, "Jeanne" would seduce Scythian tribesmen into the Northern woods, and unleash her powers of "ugly inbred fatass" on them while chanting "Lubber Dubber" which would immediately stupidify their minds. Once the demon goddess Jeanne chanted "Lubber Dubber" on her unsuspecting victims, their ability to think, reason, do science, use logic, was vanquished, and a state of what would be commonly known today as mental retardation. Thus "Lubber Dubber" is a commonly used term that is often interpreted as "I don't use my brain", or "I am a mindless stupid monkey", although those who use the "Lubber Dubber" motif, ought not insult monkeys , as the chimps levels of intelligence, are clearly much higher.

  * e.g.,  ... Who is considered the father of the modern scientific method? "I don't know nuthin about that stuff, LUBBER DUBBER". Ok, it is considered to be Sir Francis Bacon, but observable scientific practice goes back to Aristotle, and Science in the West, is thought to have generally been derived alongside many conjecture based natural philosophies, from such figures as Thales of Miletus, or Heraclitus of Ephesus, etc. . . Who is your favorite character in Human History? "Edward". You mean King Edward??? No, silly Goat Poop Eating Edward, LUBBER DUBBER!!!" 

 [ "land lubbers" ]

1: Those who arn't pirates and live on the land. Arghh!

  * e.g.,  ... Avast, ye land lubbers! We come to pillage your town, drink your rum, and chase your women!