" wizards "

 [ "Wizard" ]

1: A 30+ year old virgin.

  * e.g.,  ... James became 30 on February 2nd, 2012 and was still a virgin. He was now a wizard, and so he decided to post the definition on urban dictionary. 

 [ "Wizard on" ]

1: What all good wizards say at the end of a smashing quidditch game after catching the snitch to gain those vital 150 points.

  * e.g.,  ... Good Job Schubes on catching the snitch- Wizard on! 

 [ "wizard" ]

1: A 30 year old virgin

  * e.g.,  ... Man that dude is a total wizard 

 [ "wizarded" ]

1: wiz-er-did (adj.) the state of being profoundly stoned while listening to doom metal, esp. Electric Wizard, usually solitary, but occasionally in groups of two or three.

  * e.g.,  ... "What are you doing tonight?" 

 [ "The Wizard" ]

1: A drinking game in the which the goal is to make a staff using cheap beer. Using duct tape to put it together, the winner of the game will be the first to make a staff taller than himself.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick: "Let's go play The Wizard, Garrett!" 

 [ "wizardous" ]

1: a word which describes something surreal or magical

  * e.g.,  ... that girl looks wizardous 

 [ "Wizard" ]

1: A person who does magic stuff and knows how to cast spells and whatnot.

  * e.g.,  ... Child 1: "Hello good Sir!" 

 [ "Wizard" ]

1: When something is cool, awesome, or epic but on a higher level where such words would be unable to describe it.

  * e.g.,  ... Alfred: Mr. Wayne sir adding a cape to your costume would be so wizard.... 

 [ "wizard" ]

1: A 30-something year old man child with questionable mental stability, often a virgin, who lives in his parent's basement and spends a large amount of his time on the internet arguing with strangers and playing fantasy games.

  * e.g.,  ... Kylie's older brother, a wizard, always hung out in the basement and chased anyone who got too close to his lair. 

 [ "the wizard" ]

1: Farting into your hand, then throwing it at someone with a wizardly gesture.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh man, someone just pulled a wizard on me!"