" conjurer "

 [ "the conjuring" ]

1: A terrifying fucken movie made on a high ass fucken budget god damn fucken annabell doll its also a fag ass demon who takes it up the ass and trys to kill kids

  * e.g.,  ... I'm having nightmares because of the conjuring 

 [ "The Conjuring" ]

1: One of the best modern horror movies of our time, introduced

  * e.g.,  ... I saw The Conjuring the other day, I haven't slept since then... 

 [ "The Conjuring" ]

2: horror movie fans to the doll known as Annabelle, and made dark

 [ "The Conjuring" ]

3: basements even scarier then they already were

 [ "Conjuring" ]

1: A ritual performed during hunting as a way of becoming worthy of harvesting a big game animal.

  * e.g.,  ... That Big Boo, through conjuring, got the biggest buck of anybody in this room! 

 [ "conjuring" ]

1: a performance consisting of seemingly magical tricks.

  * e.g.,  ... When I went to Berlin, I saw many conjuring tricks at a circus. They were amazing ! 

 [ "Conjuring" ]

1: The build up or anticipation of a large bowel movement. Summoning the demons.

  * e.g.,  ... I just drank my morning coffee and now I'm conjuring. 

 [ "Conjure" ]

1: cause (a spirit or ghost) to appear by means of a magic ritual

  * e.g.,  ... I cannot but conjure up the memories of the good old days. 

 [ "Conjurer" ]

1: A mage who summons and/or controlls plants and animals to do his/her bidding

  * e.g.,  ... The Conjurer used his powers to summon a Evil cow from the land where the cow king resides. 

 [ "conjuring a patronus" ]

1: When you jerk off onto your stomach and chest and the pattern looks like a stag.

  * e.g.,  ... The other day I was jerking off and it was really cool - I ended up conjuring a patronus! 

 [ "+1 conjuring" ]

1: When engaging in masturbatory fantasy using mental images to conjure sexual memories or scenarios in your mind's eye. After coming, it is polite to text the individual, "+1 conjuring," to let them know you have conjured their presence and came hard.

  * e.g.,  ... You: Hey babe, I just got off and leveled up! +1 conjuring. Them: Thank you Kanye, very cool! 

 [ "conjure up a rip" ]

1: Eat, drink, and/or do something to produce the nastiest smelling fart imaginable

  * e.g.,  ... I ate some Brussel sprouts and drank some beer to conjure up a rip