" professional "

 [ "professional" ]

1:  Somebody who gets paid for what they do (as opposed to an amateur).

  * e.g.,  ... Bob finally realized his dream of becoming a professional bowler. 

 [ "professional" ]

2:  Somebody who works at a job that requires a decent amount of skill and knowledge. Examples: physician, carpenter, chef, engineer. Counter-examples: fast-food clerk, toll-booth attendant, marketing executive, politician, preacher.

  * e.g.,  ... 35 year old white female professional seeks black male for bondage fantasies. Must be discreet. 

 [ "professional" ]

3:  A Yuppie. The term is used in this way only by Yuppies themselves.

 [ "professional" ]

1: a prostitute; the oldest professional

  * e.g.,  ... Your girl is loose; she aint nothing but a professional. 

 [ "professional" ]

1: any type of oral sex. Derived from what "a professional" has: a job.

  * e.g.,  ... Girls not only give professionals, but women do to. And if you don't give your man a professional, he'll find someone who will. 

 [ "professional" ]

1: a person engaged in one of the learned professions

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: That Brett Hodgson guy..what do you think of him? 

 [ "professional" ]

1: A woman with no morals; also considered as a slutish female that many males have been acquainted with.

  * e.g.,  ... "In Dade County they call'em 'ANIMALS' 

 [ "professional" ]

1: When a woman decides to pair slutty clothes with a vest or an animal print to make her outfit "professional"

  * e.g.,  ... Brittany thinks she looks professional with her animal print prostiboots and vest. 

 [ "professional" ]

1: classy term for a blow job.

  * e.g.,  ... She gave him a professional in a public bathroom. 

 [ "professional" ]

1: some dumb ass who sticks a fork or a pair of eyebrow clippers into a electrical outlet.

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't worry, I'm a professional" 

 [ "professional" ]

1: Someone with integrity.

  * e.g.,  ... As a professional with integrity, I think you should be more objective and less subjective. 

 [ "professional" ]

1: A drink derived of two simple ingredients. Mountain Dew slurpy, and everclear (a very strong liquer, usually need only 2 or 3 shots). Mix together and you have yourself a professional. It does the job like a professional the Mountain Dew slurppy masks this powerfull liquer and before you know it, your A-OK, good 2 go!

  * e.g.,  ... I want to get real fucked up tonight. Im thinking about heading over to 7-11 picking up a dew slurppy and making myself a professional.