" experienced "

 [ "experienced" ]

1: To get high on Marijuana, especially the herb that you get in the wonderful state of Vermont.

  * e.g.,  ... Dan: Hey dude, after school let's go get experienced. 

 [ "experienced" ]

1:  old fart.

  * e.g.,  ...  When you are old, you are said to be an old fart. 

 [ "experienced" ]

2:  When you have done something so many times that you can do it in your sleep, you are said to be experienced, i.e. sex

  * e.g.,  ...  'she experienced me in the morning' 

 [ "experienced" ]

3:  To have been around the village bike more than a few times

  * e.g.,  ...  oh yeah, she's experienced 

 [ "experienced" ]

4:  To actually know how to have sex

  * e.g.,  ...  He showed just how experienced he was last night 

 [ "Experiencism" ]

1: an epistemological philosophy, focusing only on the personal experience of the individual, proposing that everything else is blind faith and rejects majority opinion

  * e.g.,  ... person A: hey dude, did you know that boiling water is hot? 

 [ "Experienced" ]

1: To have taken a considerable amount of psychedelics over a period of time. This may have a lasting (neutral) effect on your world-view. Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful...

  * e.g.,  ... Are you experienced? - Jimi Hendrix 

 [ "Are You Experienced" ]

1: Asking someone if they have ever tried Acid(LSD)

  * e.g.,  ... Verse 1 

 [ "Are You Experienced" ]

2: made popular by Jimi Hendrix.

  * e.g.,  ... If you can just get your mind together 

 [ "Experienced Noob" ]

1: A player who has been playing for a long time but still plays like a noob.

  * e.g.,  ... Some Guy: You must be a pro in this game, I mean you've been playing for a long time now. 

 [ "experienced fox" ]

1: One who has used his sly, fox-like cleverness to have many exploits with women.

  * e.g.,  ... that Jerry in the retirement home is one experienced fox! 

 [ "Are You Experienced" ]

1: 1) Jimi Hendrix song

  * e.g.,  ... hey man, you look wasted...are you experienced? 

 [ "Are You Experienced" ]

2: 2) Meaning do you smoke weed

 [ "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes" ]

1: Bu**s**t!! This is merely what you **always** say when someone calls your help-line! You're just too cheap to hire enough customer-service reps!

  * e.g.,  ... Unless there actually was a recent major event like a power-outage or security-breach, DON'T BELIEVE IT if a company's caller-greeting recording says that, "We are currently experiencing higher-than-normal call-volumes; you may stay on the line and wait for the next representative, or you can leave a call-back number for one of our reps to return your call during this same business day, or you might want to try your call again later"... again, DON'T BELIEVE IT --- in all likelihood, this is merely what they ALWAYS tell ALL of their customers who call, no matter what time-period it is ! And whatever you do, DON'T THINK THAT "LEAVING YOUR NUMBER" WILL CAUSE THE COMPANY TO CALL YOU BACK... I have waited ALL THE REST OF THE DAY for a call-back, and the company **never** got back to me! The best thing to do, therefore, is to simply "stay on the line" to "keep your slot in the cue", even if it means a long wait... better to eventually get through than never reach a live person at all. 

 [ "Experienced Participant" ]

1: A retard, chosen by some idiotic Administrator to do absolutely nothing.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Wow, its an Experienced Participant