" aficionado "

 [ "Aficionado" ]

1: noun - groupie, fan, follower, dick rida, etc..

  * e.g.,  ... Someone that is hanging on your every word.. "Tell this aficionado ta hop off my dick" 

 [ "aficionadoing" ]

1: The act of being an aficionado.

  * e.g.,  ... I've been aficionadoing for years! 

 [ "alcohol aficionado" ]

1: A person who has a lot of knowledge about and is enthusiastic about alcohol, but "isn't an alcoholic."

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm an alcohol aficionado!" - Hamish Duke, The Order 

 [ "homicidal aficionado" ]

1: a fan of murder.

  * e.g.,  ... Im the homicidal aficionado. 

 [ "Fellatio Aficionado" ]

1: Cock Sucker

  * e.g.,  ... He is such a Fellatio Aficionado 

 [ "bacon aficionado" ]

1: Women who love sex with men only.

  * e.g.,  ... Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover 

 [ "bacon aficionado" ]

2: Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover

 [ "dick aficionado" ]

1: someone who likes the dick, aka a slut.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, Cindy sure is a dick aficionado! 

 [ "foot aficionado" ]

1: A foot aficionado is the most discerning type of foot fetishists. While a foot fetishist likes many types of feet from cheesy to ashy, the afficinado has an affinity for a specific type of foot, usually older, pampered, Italian, mom feet.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, While you were looking for bikini bottoms to sniff in the bathroom, I fell in love with the sight of that Mom’s perfect feet. Her toe cleavage in that sandal was better than ass crack to me. You know, nothing creepy though. Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help. 

 [ "Fap Aficionado" ]

1: Like the great Shaolin Monks of the majestic Tibetan Monasteries, fap aficionados must go through incredible amounts of training and meditation to achieve seminal enlightenment. Now, there are two key words that all fap aficionados must know: speed and endurance. The average joe will often finish masturbating in 9-15 minutes, as studies show. However, a fap aficionado will be able to blow these times out of the water with a staggering 45 seconds-2 minutes (and that takes dedication!). To be able to go so hard, the fap aficionado must learn how to endure the pain and sheer intensity of the “2-minute quickie”, as this is a very hard thing to do. One must exercise their hand muscles to the point of being able to crush an unripe walnut with one singular hand. But this is not all, young child, the fap aficionado must also know how to do the fap and piss maneuver. This specific technique takes ages to master, and can cause the “doer” of the task extreme pain, or even nut shut. With these skills and traits combined, anyone who has a penis can master their shaft and become one of the greats.

  * e.g.,  ... Marv: Bro, you’ll never get done in time, the teacher’s gonna ask where you are! Billy: Relax Marvin, I’m a fap aficionado, I can handle this. 

 [ "dodgeball aficionado" ]

1: A woman who loves abuse and will typically gravitate to the most abusive male she can find, e.g. roided up MMA fighters, guys in the marines, etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Picked up a broad who's guy was over-seas at the bar last night, she was a real dodgeball aficionado.