" craftsman "

 [ "craftsman" ]

1: A tool guarenteed for life. This person is such a tool they will never be known as otherwise.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy is a fucking Craftsman. 

 [ "craftsman" ]

1: a tool with such a magnitude of proportions it can be labeled only with a proper name identification.

  * e.g.,  ... The guy over there wearing the train conductors hat is indeed a craftsman. 

 [ "Craftsman" ]

1: A maker of tools. To call someone a Craftsman is equal to calling them a terrible parent.

  * e.g.,  ... Neighbor: I heard your son didn't vote yesterday. You're quite the Craftsman. 

 [ "Craftsman" ]

1: A guy that is a total dick. No matter the time or place, he always seems to be the biggest dick in the room. Tool. A craftsman is guaranteed to be a "tool" for life.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, did you see Bob during that meeting with the boss. He is such a craftsman. 

 [ "The Craftsman" ]

1: When you open the drawer of someone's toolbox and fart in it. Then closing it for them to find the next time they reach for a tool. As it will permeate the entire toolbox.

  * e.g.,  ... When he wasn't looking I left him the Craftsman to enjoy after I walk away. 

 [ "Craftsman" ]

1: Someone who's a tool for life. A play off the lifetime warranty of Craftsman tools.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: I can't believe Mark forgot to pay his rent on time again. That's like the 5th time this year. Me: Not really a surprise, though. Bob: Why's that? Me: The dude's a Craftsman. Bob: Touche, salesman. Touche. 

 [ "Captain Craftsman" ]

1: The King of all tools, the biggest of all the jerk off losers that you may consider a tool, or a tool bag. He is the one that thinks he is the shit at a party, and that everyone wishes they were his friend, when in all acuallity everyone is talking shit behind his clueless ass.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave: Nice Fuck up Jim! 

 [ "Craftsman Boner" ]

1: The immense sense of pride one feels after building something or watching something be constructed.

  * e.g.,  ... "How does it feel to finally finish building that shed?" 

 [ "Craftsman drill press" ]

1: V8 Mango Peach Juice with a splash of Vodka.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy One- "Hey foo', why dont you fix me up a Craftsman drill press" Guy Two- "Go fuck yo'self" 

 [ "Craftsman auto-hammer" ]

1: The hammer of choice for pounding produce up ones ass. preferable carrots.

  * e.g.,  ... damn that was funny pounding the shit out of his ass with the Craftsman auto-hammer especially those damn carrots.