" tradesman "

 [ "tradesman" ]

1: someone who uses the "tradesman's entrance" ie the back door or arse for sexual gratification.

  * e.g.,  ... mary was on her period so i had to become a tradesman to get my end away 

 [ "tradesmans" ]

1: shortened from tradesman's entrance.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, she fucking loves it up the tradesmans, dirty bitch! 

 [ "tradesmans" ]

2: another name for the back passage, the arse, the batty, the bottom, the anus etc etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Gaylords are always rutting each other's tradesmans, they make me sick. 

 [ "tradesman's entrance" ]

1: The arse.

  * e.g.,  ... Mr Winton wants to deliver the sausage to the tradesman's entrance. 

 [ "Superstar Tradesman" ]

1: Made popular through the song "Superstar Tradesman" by the Scottish band The View, a Superstar Tradesman is one of the less than bright or unruly kids who left school at 16 to become an electrician/plumber/mechanic. Now earning more money than people of equal I.Q who left school and work in call centres, he gets drunk and coked out his head every Friday and Saturday night at his local, ALWAYS stands at the bar,talks loudly and wears those brown boots that you can't seem to buy in shops. Liable to kick off at any point.

  * e.g.,  ... "That cunt who was in our year just bought me and 6 other guys at the bar a round of shots, must be doing not bad for himself." "Yeah. Thick as shit though. Superstar Tradesman." 

 [ "tradesman trombone" ]

1: Whilst not overly musical, the instrument has the ability to arouse an otherwise unmotivated worker to their feet.

  * e.g.,  ... Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night. 

 [ "Rough Tradesman" ]

1: A common laborer, typically of a disheveled or frumpish appearance, usually unsettled and rarely living in one place for too long; Often associated with drifters, hobos and other societal outcasts.

  * e.g.,  ... "My dad hired some rough tradesman down at home depot to help him install the new gutters on the house." 

 [ "Poaching The Tradesman's Entrance" ]

1: Stimulating your partner's anus, with fingers and tongue before penetration; licking and teasing the anus in anticipation of penetrating; the act of penetrating the anus as part of foreplay. The act of finger or tongue fucking the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... She never expected me to poach the tradesman's entrance but she's glad I did: she like's to know I'll be poaching the tradesman's entrance tonight. 

 [ "The Tradesmans Lunch Box." ]

1: When a woman puts items of food into her pussy and or arse to suprise her partner. Along the lines of opening your lunchbox at work to see what the wife packed you to eat. Bonus points for sweet/ nice foods. Minus points for boring/ everyday foods.

  * e.g.,  ... Steve was very happy when Shazza packed him a chocolate eclair into "The Tradesmans Lunch Box.", instead of the normal ham sandwiches 

 [ "Omni tradesman" ]

1: A man great at every trade an born to work. Michael Miles

  * e.g.,  ... The Omni tradesman has just walked into shop. The jack of all trades. 

 [ "tradesman's esky" ]

1: Paper bag covering a beer or other alcoholic beverage and thus allowing the drinker to enjoy said illicit beverage publically without fear of reprisal from the authorities.

  * e.g.,  ... Liquor store attendant: 'Tradesman's Esky mate?'