" jerky "

 [ "jerky" ]

1: Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

  * e.g.,  ... Dont be a jerkey. 

 [ "jerky" ]

2: A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 97 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.

  * e.g.,  ... You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center. 

 [ "jerky" ]

1: One really good hand job

  * e.g.,  ... Harry: Oh man! She gave me the best jerky last night! Casey: Oh shut up! You already know I give the best babe! Daniel: DAMN! Maybe you can give me a jerky too, Casey. 

 [ "jerky" ]

1: jerky (noun) - another word for the female buttocks.

  * e.g.,  ... Dang, did you see all that jerky on Beyonce? 

 [ "Jerkis" ]

1:  The replacement for jerk or jerk face

  * e.g.,  ... "That Gene is really a jerkis." 

 [ "Jerkis" ]

2:  Variations include jerkis bo bercuis, jerkis maximus, ect..

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey you double parked over there you jerkis!" 

 [ "Jerky" ]

1:  The greatest food ever conceived by man. Basically, it is the dehydrated remains of any type of meat, such as cow, deer, turkey, badger, etc.

  * e.g.,  ...  "You've never had jerky?! Here, try some. It looks like dried boot leather but it tastes like there was just a flavor party in your mouth." 

 [ "Jerky" ]

2:  Maddox's favorite food in the universe.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Anyone that doesn't like beef jerky should be packed into a rocket and launched towards the sun." -Maddox 

 [ "jerki" ]

1: jerking the jergen with a pickle gerken

  * e.g.,  ... man i need some pickle jerken to acompany my jerki gerken 

 [ "Worm jerky" ]

1: Dried worm found on the pavement.

  * e.g.,  ... Eww! A worm jerky! 

 [ "Hot Jerky" ]

1: When you put a hand warmer on your dick and jerk off with it

  * e.g.,  ... You see Caleb over there? His new name is Hot Jerky because of what he did last night. 

 [ "jerky treats" ]

1: n. Hand jobs. Term first heard on C.S.I. on 1 Feb 200 Plays off the phrase jerk off, while managing to sound innocuous--like a dog treat.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you have sex with the clients?" 

 [ "cold jerky" ]

1: The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.

  * e.g.,  ... The only way to stop was to go cold jerky.