" bumpy "

 [ "bumpy" ]

1: A girl with a nice ass and titties, and/or is voluptuous.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "Damn, that bitch is fine! Look at dem ass and titties." 

 [ "bumpy" ]

1: when a wireless internet connection continuously switches between a good and bad signal strength so that when browsing, pages will load either immediately, incredibly slowly, or just not at all

  * e.g.,  ... I wish the internet would quit being so bumpy so that I could surf through some porn and grease my gator. 

 [ "bumpy" ]

1: n. Seagram's Gin. Known as bumpy because of its bumpy bottle.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: I got a bottle of the bumpy, a 2 liter of Canada Dry and got all blotto. 

 [ "bumpy" ]

1: Why don't we come out of the closet?

  * e.g.,  ... It has been a bumpy ride 

 [ "bumpy" ]

2: Show them what we have found

  * e.g.,  ... one might even be a little proud? 

 [ "bumpy" ]

1: To feel extreme embarassment, rejection, etc. (See also bump)

  * e.g.,  ... (a.) "I bet you felt pretty bumpy after Amy slapped you". (b.) "When Joey slipped and fell, that was the bumpiest thing I've ever seen!" 

 [ "bumpy" ]

1: Meaning brother, pal, and tight childhood friend.

  * e.g.,  ... Whatup bumpy, how you been? 

 [ "bumpy" ]

1: a word to describe being nervous

  * e.g.,  ... I feel really bumpy for the test. 

 [ "Bumpy" ]

1: not awesome, lame

  * e.g.,  ... George Bush is bumpy. 

 [ "Bumpy" ]

1: Seagrams Extra Dry Gin..... called bumpy for its bumpy exterior texture.

  * e.g.,  ... Me and lil hardknock got fucked up last night off that bumpy and orange juice. 

 [ "Bumpis" ]

1: Sora’s adorable Meow Wow in Dream Drop Distance. It’s his actual name and this is *crucial*.

  * e.g.,  ... I really want a Bumpis keychain