" jagged "

 [ "jagged" ]

1: When something is so awesomely dope it cuts you just to think about it. Like edgy but edgier.

  * e.g.,  ... Dave's band last night were like so totally jagged 

 [ "jagged" ]

1: jagged is a term used whenever you fucked something up.

  * e.g.,  ... amanda spills weed. 

 [ "jagged" ]

1: (pronounced as the past tense of jag, not jag-ged)

  * e.g.,  ... Ho brah I was soooo jagged last night! 

 [ "jagged" ]

2: Past the point of drunkenness; inhebriated.

 [ "Jagging" ]

1: A popular technique employed in many first person shooter games whereby the player attempting to perform the skill (the jag), moves around in an erratic, zigzag like fashion, making it difficult for enemies to hit the player. The term jagging was coined and popularized by the player CurtMACHINEHEAD in the game Gears of War, in which he dominated by use of a glitch known as the "lobster trot" in combination with his jagging technique.

  * e.g.,  ... Sniper (frustrated): FOR FUCK SAKE I CAN'T HIT HIM HE'S JAGGING! 

 [ "Jagged" ]

1: Jagged means you've gone to an extremely low body fat percentage where the striations or lines within your glutes have become visible to the naked eye. Only when lines are visible to the naked eye can one claim to be jagged.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: Damn, Alberto Nunez is fucking jagged! You can see the lines in his glutes clearly! John: You need to lose 5 more pounds and you'll be jagged bro! Lawrence: All these LOA Athletes are getting jagged as fuck. 

 [ "Jag" ]

1: an irritating individual with no sense of a social filter and no realization of the implication of his actions; socially inept.

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you hear the ludicrous things that guy was saying? What a jag!" 

 [ "JAG" ]

1: A tall, homeless looking skeleton with an ugly goatee, manbun, and always wears the same American flag tank top. Literally every fucking day. Has not worn anything but shorts since December of 2017, and even that was like seeing Jesus’ second coming. Common phrases to trigger the beast include, “I’m sÃyin”, “Ight cool”, “ya.”, “can you hang at any point this {insert unit of time measure here}”, “bet Steve bet”, “Zach would kick your ass”, “bro why am I always the punching bag?”, etc. The JAG’s natural habitat is a moist, humid swamp full of wet towels, onion spoons, and broken off-brand vapes.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: “honestly bro, I’m sÃyin” 

 [ "jagging" ]

1: kidding, fooling around (Pittsburgh slang)

  * e.g.,  ... Just jaggin' ya man. 

 [ "Jag" ]

1: A slang for a British car Jaguar

  * e.g.,  ... 1-Hey, I got a Jag 

 [ "Jag" ]

1: A car built in Coventry, England by Jaguar Cars which is the only known cure for the pain of being a middle-aged man.

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: Hey you look fantastic, so relaxed. Are you on Prozac?