" jag "

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1: n. a person characterized by boorish behavior, selfishness, or flagrant stupidity.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, jag, why don't you watch where you're driving?!" 

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2: -Short form of jag-off.

  * e.g.,  ... "Your father is sleeping on the couch because he is acting like a jag." 

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3: -Similar to a dickhead.

  * e.g.,  ... "The President is a jag." 

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4: -Not to be confused with wanker, which has an implication of ineptitude.

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5: -Used mainly by Americans from cities between Chicago and Boston.

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1: gently play with/fondle an object (typically a set of testes or titties) in the palm of one's hand(s)

  * e.g.,  ... Michelle jagged Brandon's balls in her hand last night. 

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1: a state of intoxication; to be buzzed or drunk

  * e.g.,  ... He was already all jag when he showed up at the party. 

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1: According to Webster and my experience in Iowa, this is a drinking spree.

  * e.g.,  ... Lets get that jag on! 

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1:  a drinking spree any spree or spell a Jaguar automobile

  * e.g.,  ... Don't waste your birthday by using it as a n excuse to go out on a jag. 

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1: Swedish for 'I.' Prounced like 'YAH', not JOG, because like any Germanic language, J is prounced like the Y sound in English. The G is also silent.

  * e.g.,  ... Here's a mini-Swedish lesson using I: 

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2: (Also, object forms 'mig' and 'dig' are pronounced like 'may' and 'day.')

  * e.g.,  ... Jag själv = I myself. 

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1: to tease

  * e.g.,  ... C'mon, I was just jaggin' ya 

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2: someone who relentlessly teases is a jagoff - a real jerk

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3: Pittsburghese

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1: An interest or area of knowledge.

  * e.g.,  ... "Karen, do you like the new My Chemical Romance CD?" 

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2: A "thing," as in, "Are you doing that leadership conference jag this weekend?"

  * e.g.,  ... "Nah, emo music isn't really my jag." 

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1: an asshole.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, that guy's a total jag. 

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1: Just-A-Guy or Just-A-Girl. He's better than a SLUG (Semi Lingering Under-Average Guy), but he's really just a guy. It's NEVA his world - not now, not neva.

  * e.g.,  ... What a Jag!