" ludicrous "

 [ "ludicrous" ]

1: (adj.)(adv.) Extremely Ridiculous, absurd, or irrational. characteristic of insanity or complete nonsense.

  * e.g.,  ... Sandurz: Yes, sir. Prepare ship for light speed. 

 [ "ludicrous" ]

2: The movie Spaceballs is Ludicrous.

  * e.g.,  ... Dark Helmet: No, no, no, light speed is too slow. 

 [ "ludicrous" ]

1: The final level in Unreal Tournament 2004 after massacring a ton of people in a short amount of time.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow that was wierd! After I crushed 25 people in a row the screen suddenly said: 

 [ "ludicrative" ]

1: Combination of "ludicrous" and "lucrative", it denotes something that is totally ridiculous but actually produces a tidy sum in the end.

  * e.g.,  ... Two examples of ludicrative actions were people's buying dollar-coins with a credit card and then using the coins to pay off the card to earn card-perks, and the infamous "obsessive coupon-cutter" dude who bought many thousands of foil-sealed cups of chocolate pudding to earn astronomically-voluminous frequent-flyer miles. 

 [ "ludicrous speed" ]

1: The fastest speed imaginable...light speed is too slow! It is extremely dangerous to go to ludicrous speed. It may result in you going to plaid. Also, going from ludicrous speed to a dead stop will result in you being launched across your ship, flying straight into a wall.

  * e.g.,  ... Prepare ship...prepare ship...for LUDICROUS SPEED!!!! 

 [ "Ludicrous Speed" ]

1: A phrase taken from the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs, refers to anything happening or moving at an exceptional rate.

  * e.g.,  ... My computer bluescreened the night before my paper was due, so I had to retype it at ludicrous speed that morning. I had to drive at ludicrous speed to get to work on time after I lost my keys. 

 [ "Ludicrous tomfoolery" ]

1: The most terrible shenanigans any young bloke could commit!

  * e.g.,  ... Sir bartholomew nockton the 8th: young man! Stop that ludicrous tomfoolery 

 [ "Ludicrous Kill" ]

1: *7 kills in Unreal Tournament without respawn.

  * e.g.,  ... Crazyspreekiller21: *BOOm* *click*click Yeah Ludicrous Kill biatch! 

 [ "Ludicrous Kill" ]

2: *In reallife when you kill 7 people in a killing spree

 [ "Ludicrous Kill" ]

3: -in the same area (a park for example) within 3 minutes.

 [ "Ludicrous Kill" ]

4: if it takes more its called an extended Ludicrous Kill (till 10 minutes) after that limit it is simply a kill you made.

 [ "Ludicrous AF" ]

1: A Lube that makes your bike faster than Usain Bolt riding a Cheetah. Don’t believe us, go and look it up yourself!

  * e.g.,  ... "Jeeez is that Usain Bolt riding a Cheetah?" Na that's just how fast Ludicrous AF lube really is! 

 [ "Ludicrous Shot" ]

1: The act of blowing a load into a girls nose with enough force for her to hock a loogie of cum into another girls vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... last night I was at sandra's house and she called her friend for a 3 way and I hit them with a ludicrous shot! 

 [ "ludicrous speed" ]

1: Think of the fastest speed imaginable, so fast that it is impossible to see. Now times that speed by 12 and you get ludicrous speed.

  * e.g.,  ... The excrement was coming out my anus so damn fast, id swear it was going to hit ludicrous speed"