" clubbing "

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1:  when women go out to dance in circles and men go out to hunt them

  * e.g.,  ...  hey lets go out clubbing tonight 

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2:  something done to seals

  * e.g.,  ...  hey lets go out clubbing tonight 

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1: A favourite activity of the moronic majority, this involves being shunted like cattle into a converted warehouse... sadly not to be slaughtered, but to wear ridiculous trendy clothes, listen to crap eardrum-shattering music, try to pick up brainless members of the opposite sex, and generally stand around aimlessly in a desperate but pointless attempt to show how cool you are.

  * e.g.,  ... Wanna go clubbing tonight? 

 [ "clubbing" ]

1: to go to a driving range

  * e.g.,  ... ME: Hey guys let's go clubbing! 

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1: The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like you're going to a royal banquet or the bouncer will throw you out. Usually, illegal drugs are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend overdosed on ecstasy while clubbing last Friday. 

 [ "clubbing" ]

1: 1) what the player who has a club flush draw on the flop in poker does 2)the act of jamming or ramming a golf club into one's anus.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) "Let's go clubbing, baby!" 2) "Do you guys want to loosen up and do a bit of clubbing before we hit the course?" Wife asks her husband, "Hunny, why don't you ever use the drivers I got you last holiday?" Husband replies, "Sweetie, only pros who have been clubbing for years are qualified to use drivers." 

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1: Participating, individually or with a group, in the more active aspects of urban nightlife. Term encompasses both dancing and non-dancing participation, sexualized and non-sexualized, and usually refers to large, perception- or mood-altering venues. Suggests, but does not imply, the use of drugs or alcohol. Can be applied, though only loosely, to clubs in the suburbs.

  * e.g.,  ... I was macking on some random hottie and wishing they'd play anything Calderone; Jay was grinding to strobes in the main hall; Bess was reapplying the body glitter she'd rubbed off on everyone else, and Biff was gamely slamming Grey Goose with the DJ. It was another night clubbing. 

 [ "clubbing" ]

1: A popular college pastime involving 2x4's and baby seals.

  * e.g.,  ... Those animal rights people are out of town this weekend, wanna go clubbing? 

 [ "clubbing" ]

1: n. Going to club meetings just for the food, then leaving immediately after, without staying for the main event.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey bro, want to go clubbing? I heard ASCE is serving Chipotle tonight! 

 [ "clubbing" ]

1: to beat someone with a club

  * e.g.,  ... I was walking down the street till a couple kids started clubbing me! 

 [ "clubbing" ]

1:  The present progressive form of the verb "to club", meaning that a person is currently hitting something with a club.

  * e.g.,  ...  I am clubbing the moron who is trying to wordknife/word me. 

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2: 2a. An expression for going out to wordnightclub/words.

  * e.g.,  ... 2a. "we want to go clubbing tonight" 

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3: 2b. An expression used by stupid people who think nightclubs will make them cooler, or something.

  * e.g.,  ... 2b. "OMIGOD WE HAVE TO GO CLUBBIN GIRLFRIEND"