" battering "

 [ "Batter Batter Batter" ]

1: To emphasise how much you are going to batter/hurt someone or something

  * e.g.,  ... I’m going to batter batter batter you 

 [ "The Batter" ]

1: some random guy in a baseball uniform who appeared in this post-apocalyptic world. hates ghosts and will beat the shit out of anyone who's hostile to him.

  * e.g.,  ... The Batter is my favorite protagonist, he's badass even. 

 [ "battered" ]

1: Beaten up in a fight - laid out, fucked up

  * e.g.,  ... dylan fort e was all 'ard but e's a cripple now cos e got proper battered by sam when e called im a mong 

 [ "the batter" ]

1: that nigga got a biiiig baseball bat if ya's get what im saying no time to purify the world when he can be purifying hot italian assssssss

  * e.g.,  ... "You're walking funny, what happened?" 

 [ "batter" ]

1: to violently beat the shit out of someone

  * e.g.,  ... Omg im gonna batter that gyal/boy 

 [ "battered" ]

1: To beat up or hit aggresively with the upmost vigour.

  * e.g.,  ... I battered those idiots in Clover Drive when they said I was batty! 

 [ "batter" ]

1: To kick the fucking shit out of someone

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm gonna fucking batter that mug" 

 [ "battered" ]

1: Severe intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a total lack of inhibition often demonstrated through particularly foolish dancing. One step above steaming on the scale of drunkenness and one below shell.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm pretty embarrassed about last night... I was completely battered. 

 [ "battered" ]

1: When you are overwhelmed from the effects of any form of drug.

  * e.g.,  ... That was so good shit, it really battered me. 

 [ "Batter" ]

1: An aqueous solution of baked or deep fried goods.

  * e.g.,  ... The delicious form of the assorted ingredients, the 'mush', of cookie dough that is delicious, or the batter for a pie crust, or the batter that would be deep-fried dough before ending up around a corn dog or piece of fish.