" paddling "

 [ "paddling" ]

1: That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.

  * e.g.,  ... My neighbor gave me a paddling; She paddled me very hard and long! I'll do anything for her... 

 [ "paddling" ]

2: She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.

 [ "paddling" ]

3: Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.

 [ "paddling" ]

1: The act of paddling a canoe or kayak.

  * e.g.,  ... Larry: Hey Anne, do you want to go paddling with me? 

 [ "paddling" ]

1: A special term used for the act of drinking loads of fruit flavoured alcoholic refreshments and clubbing afterwards to songs of contemporary pop-artist.

  * e.g.,  ... Yooo lad! Are you down with a good night of paddling or are you a sad Midsummer Day? 

 [ "paddling" ]

2: Note! This term is currently only applied to middle-eastern refugees living in northern Europe, but is expected to grow in the European culture in the same way as kebab and poor driving skills.

 [ "Paddle it" ]

1: v. To beat off; masturbate

  * e.g.,  ... "After spending the day with your sister I had to go home and paddle it." 

 [ "Paddles" ]

1: A place in the dark depths of Pembroke, Pembrokeshire where you can catch crabs and gonorrhea from just breathing. A nightclub in which you have to be 18 to enter, however paddling 14 year olds are subsequently let in for 'looking' 18 because the bouncers are ill-educated twats who need their glasses fixed. Once inside a rare sight will be seen, the inhabitants of Pembroke and Pembroke Dock (sometimes even Haverfordwest) all 'getting low' to Flo Rida in one big clan. It is the one place where married 40 year olds can go and pull a naive 14 year old and be no consequences.

  * e.g.,  ... girl1: I'm 14, and i go to paddles! 

 [ "paddle" ]

1: verb: to use a board, wooden spoon, hairbrush, bathbrush and the like to spank a naughty girl on her bare ass.

  * e.g.,  ... i turner her over my knee and paddled her raw! 

 [ "paddled" ]

1: to be striked in the ass with a cricket paddle.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim:Hey Bob did you see what happened to Bill? 

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2: this mostly happens to boys entering grade 10

  * e.g.,  ... Bob:O yes I did he got paddled like the bitch he is. 

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3: and most receive 3 strikes on there bottom.

 [ "Paddles" ]

1: A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches

  * e.g.,  ... Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches 

 [ "paddle" ]

1: A video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever.

  * e.g.,  ... The XBOX 360 is the first game system to come out the box with wireless paddles. 

 [ "paddle" ]

1: A wooden slab used to beat incoming freshman to initiate them.

  * e.g.,  ... We should start the tradition of beating freshman with a paddle, just like in dazed and confused.