" toddler "

 [ "toddler" ]

1: the only age where your allowed to go to the washroom of the opposite gender and not be seen as a creepy pervert

  * e.g.,  ... that toddler was staring at me from the other washroom stall, but its fine! its not like he'll remember... 10 years later... * flashback "so THATS what that thing under her skirt is!" 

 [ "toddler" ]

1: Tiny bipolar humans under the age of 3, who can swing rapidly between endearingly cute antics and screaming, kicking, biting fits of rage. Completely unpredictable and often unintelligible lovable little walking blessings/nightmares disguised as tiny human beings with giant heads. Prone to selective hearing and repeating overheard curse words at inopportune moments. More dangerous when traveling in packs. Evolutionarily speaking, it is ridiculous that humans have the ability to reproduce fast enough to be the parent of more than one toddler at a time.

  * e.g.,  ... "Do you think you'll have more children?" "Well, even if I survive my two toddlers, FUCK No!" (Did I just say that out loud?) "Chloe, don't repeat that at grandma's!" 

 [ "toddler" ]

1:  A child between the ages of 1 and

  * e.g.,  ... your grandpa is a toddler. 

 [ "toddler" ]

2:  Someone who can not walk very well.

 [ "toddler" ]

1: human baby

  * e.g.,  ... Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler. 

 [ "toddler" ]

1: a human baby

  * e.g.,  ... Hate having to wake up in the middle of the night to nurse my toddler. 

 [ "toddler" ]

1: Person who wears oversized clothes, is fascinated by shiny things, and is in desperate need of a father figure. Weirdly obsessed with pimped out cartoon characters.

  * e.g.,  ... Why does that toddler have a cz Tweety bird chain when he makes minimum wage bagging groceries?  

 [ "toddler" ]

1: Unbleivably annoying creature that isn't much good for anything but to annoy people. They are also there for us to catch them early so they don't grow up to be preps.

  * e.g.,  ... I was about ready to slap the shit out of that toddler sitting in front of me. 

 [ "toddler" ]

1: An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.

  * e.g.,  ... toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid... 

 [ "toddler" ]

1: when you are having sex shout out todd for ultimate pleasure

  * e.g.,  ... when you are having sex shout out toddler for ultimate pleasure 

 [ "Toddler" ]

1: A 60-90cm tall human who has exited the “aaaaw” phase and entered the “awfuuuuuuuck” phase. Generally have no respect or regard for anything and unwittingly forces its parents into alcoholism. They don’t sleep, don’t eat food, however they do have a nak for interior design using simple tools such as crayons, lipstick and eyeliner. They are the second most common cause of hypertension and first most common cause of liver serrosis. toddler

  * e.g.,  ... Shit Jim, you look like you’ve had a bender this morning! “ don’t be silly Cheryl, I got totally toddlered last night, the little bastard didn’t sleep until 2am” toddler