" moppet "

 [ "moppet" ]

1: A toddler or child with a penchant for incessant noise-making. Often paired with the word "blood" when the target is a newborn infant.

  * e.g.,  ... "If you don't tell the goddamn blood-moppet to shut the hell up, I'll rent a jackhammer to drill its baby brains halfway to Kansas" 

 [ "Moppet" ]

1: Based into the Official Cambridge Dictionary an attractive young child girl, for the common are lewd preteens. Similiar to a Nymphet, the difference is the age because a Moppet has the age between 4 - 9, while a Nymphet 10 - 1

  * e.g.,  ... What a pretty moppet, you're weird and you look like the nymphet 

 [ "shmuel moppet" ]

1: the act of a rubbish person doing anything rubbishly, or embarassing. 'holy mother of jesus i've only gone and done a shmuel moppet' 'rik waller? shmuel moppet more like!'

  * e.g.,  ... 'someones done a shmuel moppet' (as the smell of poo poo fills the air) 'have you seen that rubbish olephont costume, the designers a right moppet, its embarassing really, i mean blooming hell its really very crap, 

 [ "Buck and Moppet" ]

1: When you fuck someone so hard but end up ejaculated violently on the floor, and, to keep shame from besmirching your dojo, use your partner's hair to mop up the subsequent sticky situation.

  * e.g.,  ... I wanted to just fuck and bop it, but I ended up having to buck and moppet instead. Pathetic. I'm going to drink bleach now. 

 [ "Moppet" ]

1: A little kid who farts alot.

  * e.g.,  ... My 5 year old brother - *farts extremely* 

 [ "Fetid moppet" ]

1:  A person who lets their work-self get in the way of their outside life, possibly resulting in a public outburst in a room of their peers. Something your wealthy father might call you. A stinky child.

  * e.g.,  ... Disappointed, my father looked at me and uttered only two words with scorn, "fetid moppet". All I could say back in acknowledgement was "father".