" child "

 [ "child" ]

1: a wide eyed human of under 18 - eager to discover the world, but forced to attend a prison where they are force fed information and are left to be attacked socially by their peers while the teachers shrug. These poor creatures are in an environment where they are forced to fight tooth and nail to recieve a sliver of recognition from their peers.

  * e.g.,  ... travis: ur such a child 

 [ "child" ]

1: tommyinnit

  * e.g.,  ... child = tommyinnit 

 [ "child" ]

1: a constant pain in the ass

  * e.g.,  ... Don't have a child unless you are ready to give up your freedom. 

 [ "child" ]

1: a form of cuisine, normally jewish.

  * e.g.,  ... "lemme eat the child with extra box 

 [ "child" ]

1: An individual between birth and puberty. (usually about 0-12 years old)

  * e.g.,  ... This 10 year old is a child. 

 [ "child" ]

1: tiny person who insists on shaking themself....constantly

  * e.g.,  ... "oh my god i swear if that child in front of me does not stop rocking in their movie seat i will roast them on a spit and serve them to the damned" 

 [ "child" ]

1: There are multiple types of children, so i'll list them here: Gamer: The 8-12 year old that you see on popular violent games, and the ones that you hear screeching swear words they don't even know down their microphone at you or the team you're in. They tend to be the most obnoxious, dumbest and unskilled players you'd probably ever see on a server. Way too spoiled by their parents, and progress to be basement dwellers or tesco cashiers. Innocent: The innocent is usually 3-10 and usually very cute, as they have not yet discovered the real world. People are drawn to innocent children as they remind them of a time long forgotten - when it was okay to be happy. Could either be smart or dumb, but both are cute, and both babble nonsensical bullshit that adults laugh at. Broken: A broken child is the polar opposite of an innocent child. ages 3-12, were the spawn of really shitty alcoholic parents who probably neglect them, and therefore, they become total maniacs and do stupid shit, and long story short, end up in prison. Children are the result of parenting, so if you got one, you better take good fucking care of them, because they are our future.

  * e.g.,  ... #1: 

 [ "child" ]

1: A term of endearment used by blacks who speak Ebonics or Blackanese.

  * e.g.,  ... Child, your hair be looking good like that. 

 [ "child" ]

1: What you all are. You're immature, you're swearing. Urban Dictionary may define your world, but you're gone too far! Read what to do when you publish. Now go be mature.

  * e.g.,  ... This guy on Urban Dictionary is a child. God damn it.  

 [ "child" ]

1: a derogatory term for someone under the age of 13 or something, though most assholes call people under 18 children. contrary to popular belief, children are the best form of human that has ever existed, due to their innocence, uninhibited creativity, friendliness, and irresistible humor. all children are born with large amounts of creativity and imagination, though society quickly hushes that away so they can become an ass-faced drone to keep the modern society alive. children are a blessing, as they have yet to be turned into temper-mental assholes because life keeps pissing on their faces. however, some children can keep their souls, seeing that society is only tearing them down, so they lift themselves up and realize that life is testing you, and if you know that EVERYTHING IS AWESOME, you will pass, and be happy until you die and transcend into glob-world.

  * e.g.,  ... Adult 1: ha! look at that child!