" issue "

 [ "issue" ]

1: revenge, or payback. This form originated in South East Louisiana.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh, that boy shot my cousin?! He gon get his issue! 

 [ "issue" ]

1: a problem,(a colloquialism)

  * e.g.,  ... I had an issue with the control panel.  

 [ "issue" ]

1: a hypodermic syringe full of the user's drug of choice.

  * e.g.,  ... I feel like doing a big issue right now. 

 [ "issue" ]

1: used in tha south means an ounce of coke

  * e.g.,  ... u gonna cop that issue 

 [ "issue" ]

1: Synonym for the interrogative phrase "are you".

  * e.g.,  ... "Issue gone hit that or what, niggah? 

 [ "issue" ]

1: Something that is really good.

  * e.g.,  ... This bud is the issue. 

 [ "Issue" ]

1: What I read What I see Does not add up But hey, you know this and have done long time .. So the issue … Can’t believe what I read Was never authenticated

  * e.g.,  ... Issue … Misuse 

 [ "issues" ]

1: Fancy and elegant way to say "problems".

  * e.g.,  ... Poor bastard... he has problems. I, have issues. 

 [ "issues" ]

2: It is so used nowadays, that people often feel proud and want everyone to know about them.

  * e.g.,  ... I don't have drug problems, I have chemical dependancy issues. 

 [ "issues" ]

1: Type One Issue: That component of a your character that is screwed up due to a previous relationship.

  * e.g.,  ... Example: Any furious domestic argument; see your own life for examples. You probably have issues about it. 

 [ "issues" ]

2: Type Two Issue: That component of a your character which will be screwed up due to your current relationship.

 [ "issues" ]

3: Type Three Issue: What your current boyfriend or girlfriend has when your Type One Issue gets in the way of their attempts to give you a Type Two Issue.

 [ "issues" ]

1: Euphemism used in human dynamics, including but not limited to romances, workplaces and general social discourse.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 1: John Doe has tried to inveigle Jane Moe into bed. She says no. Thwarted, John Doe sneers that, “well, you know, Jane Moe has Issues regarding strong men”, pejoratively implying lesbian tendencies . Reality: John Doe is an irritating, self-satisfied blowhard and well worth avoiding. 

 [ "issues" ]

2: It is used by X, who is miffed at Y’s refusal to be manipulated by X or act in a way that X wishes them to. X is socially precluded from saying, “Damn! Y won’t bend to my will, which is the only thing that matters! Me! ME! MEEEEEE!!!!! Curses!”, and so, rather, quietly responds with the back of the verbal hand, slyly denigrating Y as having “issues”. The “issue”, of course, is that Y has enough character or determination not to dance like a monkey to X’s tune. The term is non-gender specific, as both men and women are likely to use it in some form or another.

  * e.g.,  ... Example 2: Jane Fictional has tried to alter the conduct of her boyfriend, John Examplefellow. He refuses to make changes that are, in her view, necessary to improve the relationship; he has reasons for doing so, based on his experience(s) and/or view(s), and presents them. Jane will complain to her friends that John “can’t move forward because he has Issues”. Reality: she is nettled that she is unable to “fix the rules” of the relationship, and ascribes this not to controlling tendencies on her part but to nonexistent problems on his.