" egress "

 [ "egress" ]

1: The way out, the exit

  * e.g.,  ... "Instructions for Egress." 

 [ "Egress" ]

1: This doesn't not mean to exit or leave, people who think that are inherently wrong, and usually bad at sports.

  * e.g.,  ... People who use the word egress, are pedantic little shits. 

 [ "Egress" ]

1: A career field in the Air Force, the maintainers who inspect, repair, and service the ejection systems on fighters and bombers. They are the elite of the elite, knowing perfection as a way of life, with the understanding that success means life, and that failure entails death. They work harder than all other maintainers, on explosive parts that can kill them in a second, with tolerances in the thousandths of an inch, to make sure that when a pilot pulls that yellow handle, he can be sure that he's going to get out of that aircraft. Because when all else fails, Egress prevails.

  * e.g.,  ... "That guy is a sexy bitch. And he can out-drink everyone else in the bar. AND he is infinitely smarter than all those crew chiefs. Who is he?" 

 [ "Egress a Hot Mess" ]

1: A gastrointestinal process in which feces is excreted from the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... After eating a huge burrito for lunch I had to egress a hot mess. 

 [ "Homeless Person's Manditory Egression" ]

1: The politically correct way of saying "Bum's Rush."

  * e.g.,  ... "I got the bum's rush from Finkbein's bar last night." 

 [ "Homeless Person's Manditory Egression" ]

2: The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'" 

 [ "Homeless Person's Manditory Egression" ]

3: The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.