" teenager "

 [ "teenager" ]

1: one who is better prepared for the zombie apocalypse but not tomorrow's math test

  * e.g.,  ... zombie couch potato lazy teenager 

 [ "teenager" ]

1: When you're too young for half the things you want to do and too old to do do the other half.

  * e.g.,  ... That sounds like something a teenager would say. 

 [ "teenager" ]

1: People who are treated like children, but expected to act like adults that are usually misunderstood.

  * e.g.,  ... It sucks to be a teenager. 

 [ "teenager" ]

1: People who get no repect and are looked down upon because some of us are idiots.

  * e.g.,  ... Not all teenagers are bad, disrespectful, know-it-all, idiots. It's just a pathetic sterotype. 

 [ "teenager" ]

1: thought to be a no-good-being, full of trouble and constantly doing illegal things. when in reality, we like unicorns, footy pyjamas, disney movies, and peanutbutter and jam sandwiches. we make a production out of eating fishy crackers or animal crackers. we like bubbles and sparkles and we wish we were jedi knights. when we grow up we want to be princesses and super heros. we like domo, phineas and ferb, finding nemo and we sing the bill nye the science guy theme song when it comes on. sure not all of us are like this. but i know a lot of people my age (15) have the maturity level of a 6 year old. we aren't all into getting smashed doing drugs having wild parties and sex.

  * e.g.,  ... teen: bye mom i'm going out? 

 [ "teenager" ]

1: someone treated like a child but expected to act and behave like an adult

  * e.g.,  ... I am a teenager. 

 [ "teenager" ]

1: Something you either have been, are, or will be.

  * e.g.,  ... Stop fucking adolescents! Look up and you'll know why. 

 [ "teenager" ]

1: Teenager, exactly what it says on the box. Those whose iage/i falls within the iteens/i

  * e.g.,  ... Teenagers are a group of people who are often suspected of crimes because of the amount of birthdays they had. 

 [ "teenager" ]

2: 13-19

 [ "teenager" ]

3: 13, 14,15,16,17,18,19

 [ "teenager" ]

4: Not quite a child, not quite an adult.

 [ "teenager" ]

5: For some reason, the media likes to attempt to convince people we are all criminials.

 [ "teenager" ]

6: Society: FACE IT! Being a teenager is NOT A CRIME as the way lots of people behave towards us would make you think.

 [ "teenager" ]

7: In my opinion, ageism is just as bad as all the other ___isms.

 [ "teenager" ]

8: Sorry but I don't believe in being suspicious of someone purely because of the amount of birthdays they had.

 [ "teenager" ]

9: In that light, the pathetic plastic fictional sterotype of teenagers portrayed by the media is exposed for what it really is, huh?

 [ "teenager" ]

10: Which is:

 [ "teenager" ]

11: ABSOLUTE RUBBISH!

 [ "teenager" ]

12: Sure, some of them are criminals.

 [ "teenager" ]

13: How do you get from some teenagers are criminals to all teenagers are criminals?

 [ "teenager" ]

14: That's like saying that some adults have commited crimes therefore all adults have past offences to their name.

 [ "teenager" ]

15: Now, whether or not most graffiti is done by teenagers or not, I won't debate.

 [ "teenager" ]

16: But if I said that most adultery is done by adults therefore all/most adults commit adultery, you'd probably look at me like I'd gone mad.

 [ "teenager" ]

17: Maybe teenagers do commit more crimes than others but more things are illegal for teenagers than any other group, in my experience.

 [ "teenager" ]

18: If you look through any anti-teenager website and replace 'teenager' with 'adult', their points are rather brillantly underpinned.

 [ "teenager" ]

19: Furthering the first point I made, what is society coming to if, as the media and sterotypes and the general public would have you believe, if you're automatically a criminal when you turn thirteen and automatically stop being a criminal when, and only when, you have your thirteenth birthday.

 [ "teenager" ]

20: Sure, there's some that act up in school.

 [ "teenager" ]

21: The thing is, 'peer discipline' has more options open to it than being discliplined by someone in a position of trust.

 [ "teenager" ]

22: Just one question for everyone,

 [ "teenager" ]

23: If for example you had to hit the school 'geek' ((We'll call them Richard)), and either way you would be punished in different ways which scenario would you pick?

 [ "teenager" ]

24: A: Hit Richard and get told off at best or get expelled at worst

 [ "teenager" ]

25: B:Don't hit Richard and get sent to coventry at best, or at worst get severly beaten up

 [ "teenager" ]

26: Hmmm........?

 [ "teenager" ]

1: Like any age group, theres some good and some bad. They are a diverse group of people, affected mostly by their 3 enviornments (school, social, home) and their everchanging emotional state will determine how they are in those enviroments. Many elders look on this group as nothing but a bunch of "smokin, drinkin, lazy, noisy good for nothin' punks who have sex and do whatever the fuck they want" though really it just depends on the individual. Im gonna be 17 at the end of this comin' august, and i will admit that i do smoke and drink at times, but its not all the time, and it doesnt make me a bad person cuz i dont go doin anything to anyone else. I just wanna live. There are teens who are understood and theres ones who are misunderstood, yet there a lotta adults who say "all teens just think theyre misunderstood and ignored, but we know whats right for them" and that pisses me off the way those adults think they can speak out for us like that. I think it would help if the stereotypes about our age group lightened up.

  * e.g.,  ... Two elderly folks on a bench watching a group of 3 teens walk by: 

 [ "teenager" ]

1: When used in the manner to denigrate, it is a superficial umbrella statement asserted against youths between the 13-19 age bracket. The word's negative connotations stem from the actions of the minority of adolescents who typically display qualities and proclivities that can be construed as unappreciative, lame and otherwise emo. While these behaviors only account for a small percentage of the group, the majority of the demographic demonstrates responsibility by involving themselves with extracurricular activities and organizations, striving for academic excellence, holding a job, performing chores, volunteering their time and services to charitable causes, AND coming home in time for curfew.

  * e.g.,  ... No, not all teenagers are drug toking, binge drinking, baby making chimpanzees from hell. However, if you do insist on exercising your right to be a misanthropist, the moral of this definition is to hate the individual, or the subculture, and not the entire group. 

 [ "teenager" ]

2: Fellow teenagers who demonstrate ageism toward their own peers are generally anti-social, bandwagon-jumping slapwads who try too hard to appear edgy and enlightened, thus categorizing them with other lameass individuals of their age bracket; this behavior can only be encapsulated with the term "teenager," by their defintion.