" old-timer "

 [ "Old timer" ]

1: Someone thats been alive for a long time

  * e.g.,  ... The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff 

 [ "Old-Timer" ]

1: Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, old-timer, why don't you learn how to parallel park? 

 [ "Old Timer" ]

1: A player in Stress Level Zero’s ‘Bonelab’ who is knowingly avoiding using new features in the game.

  * e.g.,  ... “Why won’t they download the new mod manager?” “Because they’re an old timer. Simple as that.” 

 [ "Old timer" ]

1: When you are in the shower and you let your hand get wrinkly from the water, so it looks like an old person's hand, before you start masturbating.

  * e.g.,  ... He's been in the shower for almost half an hour now! He must be giving himself an old timer. 

 [ "old timer's disease" ]

1: An affliction in individuals over age 60 that causes them to be unable to stop telling stories about "the good old days" possibly a hereditary condition

  * e.g.,  ... When I turn 60 I'm sure I'll be boring everyone talking about my high school days because old timer's disease runs in my family. 

 [ "Old Timer" ]

1: An old pedophile South Dakota who drives a big van which he claims has candy inside, and plays Counterstrike in his basement while he masturbates to his extensive collection of asian, kiddy, bdsm porn.

  * e.g.,  ... "please, no, HELP!! NOO!! dont take me home with you Old Timer. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I dont want it! I dont want it! What are you doing with that handkercheif and that bottle of clear odorless liquid?! no HEEEEEELP!" 

 [ "old timer's disease" ]

1: slang for Alzheimer's disease

  * e.g.,  ... The elderly are not necessarily the only victims of old timer's disease, although they are the ones who get it the most. 

 [ "Old Timer's syndrome" ]

1: An apt mondegreen for Alzheimer's Syndrome.

  * e.g.,  ... I think my granny has Old Timer's Syndrome... she keeps calling me "Mr. Roosevelt"! 

 [ "old timers" ]

1: The greatest board on the planet, with even greater people on it.

  * e.g.,  ... "ooooh, your on the net?" 

 [ "old timers" ]

2: see also: OT's

  * e.g.,  ... "yeah..." 

 [ "old Timer's Adle" ]

1: Old Timer's Disease aka Alzheimer's

  * e.g.,  ... I'm guessing you're starting to get Old Timer's Adle