" stager "

 [ "stager" ]

1: One who pre-dictates conversations and repeats them too many times in order to seem cool.

  * e.g.,  ... Andy to Jim: Hey Man, i dont remember what happened last night, was i drunk?? 

 [ "Stager" ]

1: A person who spends more time making sure their life looks good on Facebook and Instagram than they do enjoying it. Most of these people are tinks and payday millionaires.

  * e.g.,  ... I had to hide that stupid bitch on Facebook, she's a total stager. 

 [ "three-stager" ]

1: Similar to that of a two-stager, a three-stager is a strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess excrement from the rectum and has to evacuate for not only a second time, but a third, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet a third separate round of wiping the fecal matter from the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... After eating some of Barry's homemade frosted ketchup the other day, I took an unbelievable three-stager which totally smelled like my dad's sweaty grundle. 

 [ "two-stager" ]

1: A strenuous part of the human evacuation process which occurs when one engages in the act of wiping excess fecal matter from the rectum and has to evacuate for a second time, thus leading to the necessary engagement in yet another round of wiping the excrement from the anus.

  * e.g.,  ... After a scrumptious serving of Dean's meatballs, I took a huge two-stager which emitted a scent which replicated that of downtown Mumbai. 

 [ "stager sheet sleep method" ]

1: A method of sleeping in a double bed with each person under a different sheet layer.

  * e.g.,  ... The two boys used the stager sheet sleep method because each was afraid one would touch the other during the night. 

 [ "stager sheet sleep method" ]

2: the stager sheet sleep method is used to help prevent accidental contact during sleep.

 [ "stager sheet sleep method" ]

3: comonly used in combination with the heterosexual man barrier