" senior "

 [ "senior" ]

1: The very last year of high school. At the end of this school year comes graduation. Most kids are relieved that the hell of homework, drama, friends, and boring shit is over.

  * e.g.,  ... YES! I'm finally a high school senior! I've been in the fucking school system for the past 12 years. 12 years of hell! It's over! WOOO graduation! 

 [ "senior" ]

1: Last year of high school. Basically there to tear shit up. Last chance to not give a fuck before stepping out into the real world. Last homecomings. Last chance to play sports for some of us. Last chance to show people who you are. The year where you go balls out.

  * e.g.,  ... Freshmen girl- "OMG is he a senior?!" 

 [ "senior" ]

1: A senile old man or woman who has forgotten how to drive and is allowed far too many priveledges just for living through this hell we call life regardless of all their retirement benefits and 401k plans.

  * e.g.,  ...  Dude, that senior in the Buick almost ran over my kid. 

 [ "senior" ]

1: your grandad

  * e.g.,  ... I reacurred my senior cause - they remember me, 

 [ "senior" ]

1: 1) A slut. One of the biggest whores you have encountered in your life thus far

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Oh my god! Kim is such a senior. Cutie & her totally sucked each other up last night. And this morning. And OH MY GOD, LOOK OUTSIDE! THEY'RE DOING IT RIGHT NOW ON YOUR LAWN! 

 [ "senior" ]

2: 2) The last year of high school, when all hell breaks loose and morals are no longer an issue (at least until you start college)

 [ "Senioritis" ]

1: A disease affecting mostly high school seniors. symptoms include:

  * e.g.,  ... teacher: essays are due by Sunday night at exactly 11:59pm senior: *starts essay at 11pm and panics till 11:57pm when they submit essay* thanks alot Senioritis 

 [ "Senioritis" ]

2: - laziness - lack of motivation - excessive absences in school

 [ "Senioritis" ]

3: - putting off assignments till the very last minute (more than usual) - feeling of hopelessness - thoughts of giving up - feelings of not caring if you graduate or not - STRESS a lot of stress

 [ "Senioritis" ]

4: - more stress

 [ "Senioritis" ]

5: - constant tired feeling

 [ "Senioritis" ]

6: - irritable about everything - panic feeling The only cure for senioritis is to graduate or drop out.

 [ "senioritis" ]

1: probably why you are here right now

  * e.g.,  ... senioritis sucks 

 [ "Senioritis" ]

1: noun. A crippling disease that strikes high school seniors. Symptoms include: laziness, an over-excessive wearing of track pants, old athletic shirts, sweatpants, athletic shorts, and sweatshirts. Also features a lack of studying, repeated absences, and a generally dismissive attitude. The only known cure is a phenomenon known as Graduation.

  * e.g.,  ... Why didn't study for your math test Kuhns?  

 [ "Seniority" ]

1: when people are placed in a higher position solely based on age. This concept is unfortunately present in many high school sports teams, especially tennis teams.

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: hey did you make varsity? 

 [ "Senior" ]

1: The highest possible rank in the high school hierarchy. Fourth years are the best of the best - they've survived three years of being mocked by the grades above them and are determined to make the three years below them suffer the same way. They've got power, connections, sometimes weed, and a shitload of exams coming their way, which they'll likely either completely ace or completely fail.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1, pointing at another guy: Who's that? Guy 2: That's a senior. I don't remember his name, but we should bow while he walks by or he'll get his connections to murder us. Guy 1: Oh shit.