" seminaries "

 [ "seminary" ]

1: a class that mormon teenagers are obligated to take all four years of high school. Having fun is a rare occassion since the class takes place before school even starts. Sometimes you'll get lucky & get a cool teacher. Other years, you'll be border-line suicidal due to that teacher's pyschotic behavior.

  * e.g.,  ... Zack: "I hate seminary unless the teacher brought donuts." 

 [ "Seminary" ]

1: Seminary is a fun class for both youth LDS members and non-members ages 14-18, who want to learn more about the gospel. The members are encouraged to do Seminary and this class is normally before school. Sometimes the teacher can be really fun, and they may even get off topic a lot. (Like mine for example.) However, Seminary can be a wonderful experience where you can become closer to God and feel the Spirit.

  * e.g.,  ... "Are you coming to Seminary tomorrow?" 

 [ "seminary" ]

1: the absolute WORST place imaginable. basically, dads drag their families halfway across the country to this place, so that they can "honor their father and mother" and "support their fathers." this place causes all normal teenagers of the fathers to become hostile and angry..... cjildren may become suicidal and crazed to the point where they say "eff this shiz!" in conclusion, who CARES what it is.... just DONT EVER agree to go there if your dad gets the "great" idea to pick up your lives.

  * e.g.,  ... "hey whats the matter with you??" "oh, nothing new. my dad decided to move us to the seminary and i am fearing for my life. i dont want to die, but i know the feeling is inevitable. what a terribleselfish father i have!!" 

 [ "seminary simps" ]

1: boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.

  * e.g.,  ... Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp? 

 [ "Buffalo Seminary" ]

1: Also known as the lesbian factory, Sem has a reputation for turning straight girls gay or at least a little bi.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Hey she's pretty cute! 

 [ "buffalo seminary" ]

1: straight nice girls will go in and come out with eyeliner curtain bangs and a girlfriend

  * e.g.,  ... girl: what happened to you! 

 [ "friends seminary" ]

1: I though it was a semitary but when I went to dig up bodies I found out it was not

  * e.g.,  ... I went to friends seminary to dig up bodies. There were no bodies there. 

 [ "Wyoming Seminary" ]

1: Wyoming Seminary- a prep school in Kingston, PA One of the only two actual prep schools in the 570, along with Holy Cross Breeds student-athletes, with the most college commits out of all other schools in the Wyoming Valley. Most students who go on from Sem will be extremely successful, as the true prep school education carries over into all walks of life. Wrestling captures many titles every year, and the school’s baseball team comprises one of the most diverse, and overall talented groups on campus. Sem excells in all areas- athleticism, academia, and overall stability, both mentally and physically. The guys are studs, the girls are baddies.

  * e.g.,  ... “Hey doesn’t your boyfriend go to Wyoming Seminary?” “Yea he does” 

 [ "wyoming seminary" ]

1: The oldest fake prep school in northeastern Pennsylvania.

  * e.g.,  ... "Yeah, I went to Wyoming Seminary." 

 [ "Seminary Girl 1" ]

1: The characteristics are the following:

  * e.g.,  ... Seminary Girl 1 "Did you see what Chaya Esther was wearing?" 

 [ "Seminary Girl 1" ]

2: There are two main objectives of each and every seminary girl.

  * e.g.,  ... Seminary Girl 2 "Yeah, It was disgusting, her blouse only reached her elbows adn there was a picture of a goyish band on the front" 

 [ "Seminary Girl 1" ]

3: To get married to a nice frum YU boy who preferably spent two years at Shaalavim or KBY.

  * e.g.,  ... Seminary Girl 3 "But isn't this Loshon Hara?" 

 [ "Seminary Girl 1" ]

4:  After getting married to one of these men she will want to have tons of babies and to raise them as frum Jews while she will be is a housewife. In order to obtain these two objectives they must go under a radical transformation during their time in Israel. They begin by accepting everything their teachers tell them uncritically and unquestioning as the word of God. They will then begin to change externally first. They will begin to wear only skirts that cover their knees and blouses that cover their elbows, also their clothing will become much more bland and dull. Following these changes they will begin to cut ties not only with boys, but also with any girl they knew from before, unless they too are undergoing the same change. This process also includes her very own parents. She will not dissolve this relationship, but she will most likely start criticizing her mother for not covering her hair. At this point she will also delete her facebook account and hunt down all photos that she makes an appearance and have them destroyed as well.

  * e.g.,  ... Seminary Girl 1 "No, because we are only doing this for her own good"