" preschooler "

 [ "preschooler" ]

1: People who are really short and/or go to preschool. Such as midgets or simply 4-yr-olds.

  * e.g.,  ... Kev: Whoa! Jamie is such a preschooler! 

 [ "Preschooling" ]

1: Preschooling occurs when a grown man walks up to a urinal in public and drops his pants all the way to his ankles. He may also lean back for maximum coverage of the urinal.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night at the hockey game, Nick got so drunk he walked up to the urinal, dropped his drawers to his ankles and just started preschooling bud. All these other dudes just stood in there in complete disbelief. 

 [ "preschool" ]

1: A bunch of kids sneezing on each other.

  * e.g.,  ... I just took Joe to preschool and all the kids sneezed on him! 

 [ "Preschooled" ]

1: The act of getting something, or making fun of someone, by acting like a preschooler.

  * e.g.,  ... 1: "Alright one of us has to drive..." 

 [ "Preschool" ]

1: Wack, shitty, boring, immature in an undesirable way

  * e.g.,  ... Man this event is preschool who tf wants to do this shit???!!!!!?????!!!!??? 

 [ "preschool" ]

1: Older than old school. Way x 10^6 back in the day.

  * e.g.,  ... Eric Clapton's records have always been kinda old school, but that latest joint is preschool. 

 [ "Porn for Preschoolers" ]

1: Another way to say barbies. Referring to the almost constant nudity that seems to afflict the dolls. Expresses a general distaste for barbies.

  * e.g.,  ... Actual quote: 

 [ "Preschool songs" ]

1: Those asshole licking limericks you used to sing in preschool

  * e.g.,  ... "Clean up clean up every body every where clean up clean up every body do your share" Things as simple as 

 [ "Preschool Relationship" ]

1: When People handle a relationship like they are still in preschool. A really awkward relationship to be around. Consists of Awkward holding hands, arms around each other, kissing or anything else that just makes the atmosphere really awkward and is unecessary

  * e.g.,  ... There in such a preschool relationship, every time they see each other they shyly just say hey and look down. Then proceed to wrap their arms around each other. JIM: Do they always have to hold hands or awkwardly hold on to each other. 

 [ "preschool dropout" ]

1: Somebody so unbelievably dumb you swear that they must have dropped out of preschool.

  * e.g.,  ... 5th Grader In 2010: "Justin Bieber's audience are all preschool dropouts! LOL!"