" kindergartner "

 [ "The Kindergartner" ]

1: dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a piss standing up.

  * e.g.,  ... Instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, I sometimes pull the kindergartner. 

 [ "The Kindergartner" ]

1:  Glorified Pre-schoolers who piss their pants and color all day and don't deserve graduation ceremonies.

  * e.g.,  ... "Last week I packed my girl a lunch and gave her the Kindergartner" 

 [ "The Kindergartner" ]

2:  It is the name given for the result of the following action: Ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before ejaculate is shot out of the erection. The load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as a Flaming Dragon

 [ "Kindergartners Delight" ]

1: The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me? 

 [ "Katie Kindergartner" ]

1: Katie Kindergartner is a grade 7 student who acts like a kindergartner.

  * e.g.,  ... I hate Katie Kindergartner 

 [ "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners" ]

1: When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'

  * e.g.,  ... Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners".