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    [Noun]  | "kin*der*gart*ner" | \ ˈkin-dər-ˌgärt-nər \


    1: a child attending or of an age to attend kindergarten

    2: a teacher at a kindergarten


    Origin: 1868 ;

     [ "The Kindergartner" ]

    1: dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a piss standing up.

      * e.g.,  ... Instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, I sometimes pull the kindergartner. 

     [ "The Kindergartner" ]

    1:  Glorified Pre-schoolers who piss their pants and color all day and don't deserve graduation ceremonies.

      * e.g.,  ... "Last week I packed my girl a lunch and gave her the Kindergartner" 


     [ "The Kindergartner" ]

    2:  It is the name given for the result of the following action: Ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced immediately before ejaculate is shot out of the erection. The load the races with a force, so mighty that it escapes through the nasal cavity, giving the oralee the appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as a Flaming Dragon

     [ "Kindergartners Delight" ]

    1: The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.

      * e.g.,  ... Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me? 

     [ "Katie Kindergartner" ]

    1: Katie Kindergartner is a grade 7 student who acts like a kindergartner.

      * e.g.,  ... I hate Katie Kindergartner 

     [ "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners" ]

    1: When you're all over something. Similar to 'Like white on rice' or 'Does the pope have a balcony'

      * e.g.,  ... Mike was doing a great work and nothing ever slipped. He's "Like jaws on a group of swimming kindergartners". 

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