" straddles "

 [ "straddle" ]

1: to place both legs around something, as you would when riding a horse.

  * e.g.,  ... "gee, he's hot, i'd straddle him any day!" 

 [ "Straddling" ]

1: To stand or sit with a leg on each side of a person.

  * e.g.,  ... "Her dad walked into the living room as she was practically straddling me, I thought I was going to be murdered!" 

 [ "straddled" ]

1: When a guy is sitting or laying down and a girl sits on his lap, facing him, most of the time with her arms around his neck.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Damn did you see that? That girl was all over me! 

 [ "straddle" ]

1: to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart

  * e.g.,  ... to straddle a horse 

 [ "straddling" ]

1: To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh! Guy2: Did you get pictures? Guy1: ... 

 [ "Straddle" ]

1: A quicker way of moseying to class

  * e.g.,  ... We best straddle off to class before we're late. 

 [ "straddle" ]

1: Noun; Appalachian American Term defining the southern most portion of one's torso.

  * e.g.,  ... "You shant never pick nobody up by their straddle." 

 [ "Straddle" ]

1: To beat the shit out of someone so hard that their limbs bend in weird angles

  * e.g.,  ... OH MY FUCKING GOD, JUST LET ME STRADDLE HIM RIGHT NOW 

 [ "Straddle Racking" ]

1: The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman is straddling his legs. A combinations of the terms Straddle(n.) and Racking(v.) Often performed on a couch or the back seat of a car.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: "Dude did you and Emma get together last night?" 

 [ "Tactical Straddle" ]

1: Tactically straddling someone is a high-speed low-drag maneuver. Commonly used in Police and Military applications. Forcefully and tactfully squatting spread eagle over someones torso or face take control of the suspect. A Tactical Straddle can be executed with the suspect in the prone or supine position by placing both legs around them, as you would when riding a horse. Tacticalness is increased if wearing all black.

  * e.g.,  ... "I had to execute a tactical straddle to get control of a suspect last night. Once I had his torso straddled, I was able to overcome his resistance and take full control." JB "Hey D, heard you had to manhandle that guy in the cell last night, how did you get control of him?" D "It was easy, I just executed a Tactical Straddle to get him into submission."