" integrate "

 [ "integrity" ]

1: Doing the right thing even when nobody's looking.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimmy showed his integrity by not looking at the answers to the test when every other cheating bastard in his class was passing them out. 

 [ "integrity" ]

1: Adherence to moral and ethical principles; soundness of moral character; honesty.

  * e.g.,  ... Having integrity is not lying - in otherwords, doing what you said you would do. OPPOSITE OF INTEGRITY: Telling her you are going to call, and then NOT calling. That's the definition of a Scumbag! 

 [ "integration" ]

1: Don't listen to the guy above talking about integration. Integration is NOT the reversal of differentiation. That would be the anti-derivative. Integrals and anti-derivatives are NOT the same thing. But they are connected by the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

  * e.g.,  ... If a function f(x) has an anti-derivative F(x), the area under the curve from a to b is equal to F(b)-F(a). 

 [ "Integral" ]

1: Note:This definition of integral is alternate to the mathematical type of integral. Something that, by attempting to do its intended task, inadvertently does the opposite.

  * e.g.,  ... A: I thought of an Integral! There were so many garbage cans on the beach it actually made the beach look less clean. 

 [ "Integral" ]

2: Despite popular belief, this does not include things that are broken, such as something that doesn't work or is used improperly.

  * e.g.,  ... B: Nice one! A: I thought of an Integral! I wanted to have fun so I started drinking, but then I drank too much and I threw up and no longer had fun. 

 [ "Integral" ]

1: The inverse of the derivatives. Learned in calculus

  * e.g.,  ... The integral of acceleration is velocity 

 [ "Integrity" ]

1: Integrity is admitting to a wrong when you think you can still get away with it.

  * e.g.,  ... If you break a cheap glass and the owner did not see you do it, "integrity" will make you fess up. 

 [ "Integrate" ]

1: To take one's own perception and system of thought as not meaning anything and adopt an perspective of non dualistic objective reality of Gods fullness.

  * e.g.,  ... Society repeats the same flaws of a disturbed system, but removing the lens of duality; to integrate, may help bring a needed revolution. 

 [ "integrity" ]

1: in·teg·ri·ty ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-tgr-t)

  * e.g.,  ... Man, that Jason has zero fucking integrity. 

 [ "integrity" ]

2: n.

 [ "integrity" ]

3: Steadfast adherence to a strict moral or ethical code.

 [ "integrity" ]

4: The state of being unimpaired; soundness.

 [ "integrity" ]

5: The quality or condition of being whole or undivided; completeness.

 [ "integrity" ]

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 [ "integrity" ]

7: Middle English integrite, from Old French, from Latin integrits, soundness, from integer, whole, complete. See tag- in Indo-European Roots.

 [ "integrous" ]

1: full of integrity; integrity

  * e.g.,  ... You should vote for John Dough for Congress because he is a very honest and integrous leader. 

 [ "integrous" ]

1: integrous - having integrity. Possessing characteristics of honor, valor, loyalty, dedication, and respect.

  * e.g.,  ... "She ain't no integrous bitch. I done seen her flapping her jacks and poot-nanny at them men from the chamber pot depot. An I heard she married that dumb boy who ain't done no good for no one ever. She just use him as a pole to jig jig on when she be itchy.