" extends "

 [ "extends" ]

1: a series of multi-color sex toys that you find in your moms amazon cart. these are 10 inch penis sleeves that add mass to her boy friends chode

  * e.g.,  ... dude i heard your mom getting smashed with extends. 

 [ "extendicator" ]

1: An extention to a hydraulic fitting

  * e.g.,  ... The check valve is under the extendicator. 

 [ "extended" ]

1: ik-sten-did adjective

  * e.g.,  ... he extended the measuring tape as far as it could go 

 [ "extended" ]

2: stretched out

 [ "extended" ]

3: continued or prolonged

 [ "extended" ]

4: spread out

 [ "Extended Essay" ]

1: A sick lengthy essay developed by someone who thought that making high school children write a 4000 word college level essay would be funny. The inventor of such an essay is compared to those such as Joseph Stalin, for the reason for creation was for the "justice and equality for all those students suffering through the International Baccalaureate".

  * e.g.,  ... Tommy: Man I can't believe I signed up for International Baccalaureate, they put us through hell with this Extended Essay requirement 

 [ "Extended Essay" ]

2: The Extended Essay was said to have been the cause of the large drop out rate in the International Baccalaureate program, as students described the process of writing this essay on ANY TOPIC POSSIBLE as hell, death, insaity, suicidal, painful and suffering.

  * e.g.,  ... Patric: I know, I haven't slept in 13 days because of this assignment. The only thing keeping me going is the 5 redbulls I drnk every time I wink 

 [ "Extended Essay" ]

3: However, the Extended Essay is also looked upon to expand the learning of the students in seek of a challenge. The students that view the Extended Essay as a challege are a very small minority of the students enrolled in IB. To the large consensous of the IB population, the Extended Essay has no bearing on ones future, but demonstrates a large amount of stress compared to a sentencing on death row.

  * e.g.,  ... Tommy: You got to do whatever you can to get into those Ivey League Schools 

 [ "Extended Selfie" ]

1: The Extended Selfie is the upgraded non-lame version of the social media phenomenon known as Selfie. Selfie by definition is a photo taken in which the photographer is also the subject of the photograph. The Extended Selfie has been made popular by the lead singer of a well known central Florida band called TUG. Like the Selfie, the Extended Selfie is taken of oneself, but unlike the Selfie it is taken in video form and recorded to music, additionally the subject or subjects in the video must remain still or you will have an Extended Selfie FAIL. Extended Selfies are purposely cheesy, humor filled and mock the original Selfie concept. Correctly executed Extended Selfies have been known to inspire poetry, get one laid, soil ones clothing and/or CHANGE YOUR LIFE! Pick your poses wisely, but more importantly pick your music choice carefully!

  * e.g.,  ... Grace: Lets take a Selfie 

 [ "Extended Essay" ]

1: 4000 words of pure pain, insomnia, coffee and supreme procrastination. EE for enemies. Works effectively as catalyst to extinguish its victims' sleep time. Will cause its victims to curse their own existence, doubt their eventual intelligence (most of the times just leftovers of it, due to World Lit, ToK and other kinds of cerebral massacre) and devote to coffee-ism. Finding a way of distorting a very simple idea into a million-word sentence, in a desperate attempt to cover as many words as possible.

  * e.g.,  ... Time 1: Hey, what's up? 

 [ "extender style" ]

1: To extend something, Specificaly pertaining to your penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude im so flacid right now, I think im gonna go extender style. 

 [ "Extended Blink" ]

1: What you do when you come home from a long day of doing nonsense; sleep.

  * e.g.,  ... "You trynna chill right now bro?" 

 [ "Extended Essay" ]

1: 4,000 words of pure hell

  * e.g.,  ... I wrote my extended essay in Literature. I did not sleep for 3 days straight. 

 [ "Bender Extender" ]

1: The act of extending your previous night's bender into the next day. Usually performed after an all night drowning session, when one has had little to no sleep, and has arisen from slumber still mildly intoxicated - and most importantly - before the onset of the inevitable hangover. The bender extender will typically push back the hangover to a later date, which may be more convenient for your life.

  * e.g.,  ... Waking up after just 2 hours of sleep and still buzzed from the night before, Andrew filled his mug with booze in order to execute a bender extender.