" garlands "

 [ "Garland" ]

1: Someone who's gonna knock down any impertinent fool who dares to cross swords with him.

  * e.g.,  ... I, Garland, will knock you all down! 

 [ "Garland" ]

1: The New Renaissance Guy. He masters everything people put him up to can do pretty much anything. Loved by girls (and guys) and stays neutral in all conflicts. Being around this guy brings you fourtune and sometimes fame. He also would have a weird love for christmas. He is good with his hands and listens well.

  * e.g.,  ... "Every time im with Garland good things happen" "I love how Garland resolved that conflict 

 [ "Garland" ]

1: City in the east of Dallas. Garland might not be rich but its chill. We got fine Latina chicks and real ass niggas that dont be actin a fool all the time. We might have crime and gangs but we always keep it together.

  * e.g.,  ... Garland Texas. Yeah thats my Hood! 

 [ "The Garland" ]

1: The act of taking a life size image of some one you are obsessed with, have sexual fantasies, or like naked and tape or glue it to a punching bag, afterwards you take a dildo or strap-on on the crotch of the picture. after that take off your pants, push the bag as hard as you can and bend over

  * e.g.,  ... dat bitch loves him so much the garlands herself 

 [ "Garland" ]

1: A boy that likes to drink garbage juice (AKA Big Red) who likes to annoy his friends. He flirts with everyone without warning. Likes to moan when he eats his food and generally mess around like he doesn't know any better.

  * e.g.,  ... Garland is a piece of garbage. 

 [ "Garland" ]

1: The most awesome person in all the multiverses. The only true ladies man who makes ladies faint or worship him. He is the bests at everything and wrecks everything.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, your so awesome your name must be Garland. 

 [ "Garlanded" ]

1: The action of killing someone with music or bass. Chris Garland was the only man known in history to have killed someone with music. While DJing at a nightclub in Denver he induced a heart attack on a 25 year old fan.

  * e.g.,  ... 1)I just saw the DJ garlanded 4 people in the club. 2)If you don't watch it I will throw you in my car and garlanded you with my subs. 

 [ "Garland" ]

1: A shy manly man. Very protective but comes across controlling. Is addive as drugs are so he will become your habit. Likes to stick to himself unless in a relationship than you will always be with him. Is not a family man but does have family. Well known as the bad boy. Most people are afraid of him but he can be a teddy bear. One of the best fisherman out there. Had a true love for the word of God but doesn't always follow his own religion. Best date would be on a beach camping.

  * e.g.,  ... Garland tok me fishing with him today. 

 [ "garlandized" ]

1: When you're near completion of a project, someone finds a "better" way to do it. Or, they can't ever do it the same way twice, it must always be modified.

  * e.g.,  ... "Well, I know this is all working, but before I leave here we're going to change it to use register 7001 instead of 5001 just for this one, so can you go back and change that on your end?" 

 [ "Garland" ]

1: a funny mother fucker smokes alot of pot and always has the best bud and conversation just dont let him drink

  * e.g.,  ... that garland is wasted