" libraries "

 [ "library" ]

1: An awesome place that is underrated in today's society.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: "Man, it's hot and humid outside. There's nothing to do in here. Dang I'm bored." 

 [ "library" ]

2: Think about it - where else can you chill in an air-conditioned place, that's quiet, where you can read a cool mag or surf the net, where you can take a nap, check out movies, meet some friends for a game of chess or cards, read about whatever you like, get free bookmarks, talk to some fine librarians, walk around aimlessly, find out how glow-in-the-dark works..... and all for free!

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 2: "How about we go to the library?" 

 [ "this is library" ]

1: When everyone is talking too much and all you want is silence.

  * e.g.,  ... *loud screaming* Hey. 

 [ "library" ]

1: A place where people bathe in books.

  * e.g.,  ... Child: Mom, I'm going to the library for a while. 

 [ "library" ]

1: A place where you can borrow CDs, DVDs, software, and books for free! And best of all, you don't have to worry about giving your money to evil greedy organizations such as the RIAA or MPAA OR getting sued by them!

  * e.g.,  ... Now that I get all my movies from the library, I don't have to worry about my money going to the MPAA or getting sued by them! 

 [ "library" ]

1: A place to borrow books for free. It is not pronounced "lie-berry"

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, I am going to the lie-berry!" 

 [ "Library" ]

1: A building that enables people to have access to computers, books, magazines, videos, dvds, etc. Where Librarians and Library Support Workers help people find the information they need.

  * e.g.,  ... I need more information about the planet pluto than the internet has given me. So, I'm off to the library to do research. 

 [ "library" ]

1: Any large collection of facts or information. Colloquially, a smart or knowledgeable person.

  * e.g.,  ... "Geez, that guy's a walking library!" 

 [ "The Library" ]

1: When you go on the internet (typically YouTube) to troll scene kids by having an opinion by saying things like "scene kids r gay" or "Asking Alexandria fucking sucks" then waiting for a reply that will probably be the length of a short novel, telling you how scene kids are original and you don't know what kind of problems they go through and so forth. The library technique could be used for any group that gets easily butt hurt not just scene kids, but their the easiest to get books from.

  * e.g.,  ... Alex:Hey did you see my comment on why I hate scene kids? 

 [ "library" ]

1: A place that carries books and other media (Newspapers, magazines, CDs, tapes, VHS, DVD, internet, etc) It is also a place where people seem to have sexual fantascies of doing it there.

  * e.g.,  ... People keep getting caught having sex in the library's bathroom 

 [ "Library" ]

1: a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

  * e.g.,  ... Taken from Family Guy